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Title: Internet
Post by: Porter on September 07, 2010, 07:46:21 PM
Al did you get your new Internet ordered? 

Let me know goofball  *lol*

Mike
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 07, 2010, 08:04:18 PM
Why yes I did ya big Nerd!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*  Another Porter'ism! I think this was supposed to be a PM... Laughin' my butt off you big DUMMY!!!  *aah* *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: GR8CALLS on September 07, 2010, 08:11:23 PM
......starting to worry...............Porter may just drop the hammer on a Buzzard........instead of a turkey....... *wha* *wha* *wha* *wha* *peep* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *gobble* *gobble*

Bill
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: jmck on September 07, 2010, 08:15:19 PM
he probablly couldnt hit a buzzard either ----word has it he cant hit the side of a barn !!! *peep*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Porter on September 07, 2010, 08:16:56 PM
he probablly couldnt hit a buzzard either ----word has it he cant hit the side of a barn !!! *peep*

Add insult to injury there Mr. Knee Pad!!!

PM's are meant to be private... I cannot blame this on anything but plum stupidity... 
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 07, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
he probablly couldnt hit a buzzard either ----word has it he cant hit the side of a barn !!! *peep*

Add insult to injury there Mr. Knee Pad!!!

PM's are meant to be private... I cannot blame this on anything but plum stupidity... 

 At least you didn't send me your wife's grocery list!!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*  Dude, I'm really startin' to worry about ya!!!  Get some rest and take yer meds!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: GR8CALLS on September 07, 2010, 08:33:08 PM
he probablly couldnt hit a buzzard either ----word has it he cant hit the side of a barn !!! *peep*

Add insult to injury there Mr. Knee Pad!!!

PM's are meant to be private... I cannot blame this on anything but plum stupidity... 

   Get some rest and take yer meds!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

And stop smoking that darn yellow saw dust............ ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 07, 2010, 08:35:02 PM
he probablly couldnt hit a buzzard either ----word has it he cant hit the side of a barn !!! *peep*

Add insult to injury there Mr. Knee Pad!!!

PM's are meant to be private... I cannot blame this on anything but plum stupidity... 

   Get some rest and take yer meds!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

And stop smoking that darn yellow saw dust............ ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill

 I think it's too late Bill!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 07, 2010, 08:35:50 PM
Bill wait till he gets our age!!!! *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: GR8CALLS on September 07, 2010, 08:38:07 PM
 At this rate..................he may not remember anything when, he gets this old..... *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* :ghost:

Bill
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Porter on September 07, 2010, 08:45:28 PM
he probablly couldnt hit a buzzard either ----word has it he cant hit the side of a barn !!! *peep*

Add insult to injury there Mr. Knee Pad!!!

PM's are meant to be private... I cannot blame this on anything but plum stupidity... 

 At least you didn't send me your wife's grocery list!!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*  Dude, I'm really startin' to worry about ya!!!  Get some rest and take yer meds!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Yeah that's right....  So to add fuel to the Porterism's... I sent dcole my wifes grocery list and dcoles text went to my wife... it was not a good night in the Porter house hold that night...
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 07, 2010, 08:50:21 PM
he probablly couldnt hit a buzzard either ----word has it he cant hit the side of a barn !!! *peep*

Add insult to injury there Mr. Knee Pad!!!

PM's are meant to be private... I cannot blame this on anything but plum stupidity... 

 At least you didn't send me your wife's grocery list!!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*  Dude, I'm really startin' to worry about ya!!!  Get some rest and take yer meds!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Yeah that's right....  So to add fuel to the Porterism's... I sent dcole my wifes grocery list and dcoles text went to my wife... it was not a good night in the Porter house hold that night...

 You failed to mention this!!! I can only imagine!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: GR8CALLS on September 07, 2010, 08:51:42 PM
Mike

 Honesty..............................is not always the best policy...... *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* *lol* *lol* *lol*

Bill
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: jmck on September 07, 2010, 09:15:56 PM
your a LEGEND  ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

The HITS just keep commimg !!!!!!
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Dcoleinpa on September 07, 2010, 09:24:36 PM
Porter: can you get some milk when you go to the store

Me (a few hours later as i was sleeping): I didn't get the milk

Porter: huh?

Me: you sent me a text meant for your wife

Porter: did you get the other one?

Me: nope

Porter: OH  *poo*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Morgan on September 07, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
Well...that answers a lot of questions..... ::)
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 08, 2010, 05:31:20 AM
Porter: can you get some milk when you go to the store

Me (a few hours later as i was sleeping): I didn't get the milk

Porter: huh?

Me: you sent me a text meant for your wife

Porter: did you get the other one?

Me: nope

Porter: OH  *poo*

  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  He called here and asked for Big Mac!!!!! Sure hope he was at the McDonalds drive through!!!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Strut-N on September 08, 2010, 01:56:54 PM
Why yes I did ya big Nerd!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*  Another Porter'ism! I think this was supposed to be a PM... Laughin' my butt off you big DUMMY!!!  *aah* *aah* *aah*

 * hi *

Porter's New Method of PM'ing        ROTFLMBO

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-pm-machine.jpg)

I couldn't resist.    ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Internet
Post by: turkey stew on September 08, 2010, 05:52:23 PM
Why yes I did ya big Nerd!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*  Another Porter'ism! I think this was supposed to be a PM... Laughin' my butt off you big DUMMY!!!  *aah* *aah* *aah*

 * hi *

Porter's New Method of PM'ing        ROTFLMBO

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-pm-machine.jpg)

I couldn't resist.    ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO


ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: KPcalls on September 08, 2010, 06:34:54 PM
  He text me to let me know the chick was in the mail........  :-\    I've been patiently waiting for my young mail order Russian bride to appear.........still waiting....... ROTFLMBO, and it better not be no dang blow up doll either................ *lol*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: jmck on September 08, 2010, 07:14:10 PM
OH----the hits just keep comming !!!!  ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *bannana*
He just seems to make this EASY !!!!!
Glad ya got a sense of humor dude !!  RkLu
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Porter on September 09, 2010, 12:19:52 PM
  He text me to let me know the chick was in the mail........  :-\    I've been patiently waiting for my young mail order Russian bride to appear.........still waiting....... ROTFLMBO, and it better not be no dang blow up doll either................ *lol*

Well it should be getting to you...  Post Office must have seen my text and the envelope came back... in pieces :( 

Hey I did mail a check to Charlie and I believe Al once... well I put their address in the return area and mine in the send area...  I wondered why 2 days later my checks came back....
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Strut-N on September 09, 2010, 01:21:44 PM
  He text me to let me know the chick was in the mail........  :-\    I've been patiently waiting for my young mail order Russian bride to appear.........still waiting....... ROTFLMBO, and it better not be no dang blow up doll either................ *lol*

Well it should be getting to you...  Post Office must have seen my text and the envelope came back... in pieces :( 

Hey I did mail a check to Charlie and I believe Al once... well I put their address in the return area and mine in the send area...  I wondered why 2 days later my checks came back....

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 09, 2010, 03:18:35 PM
Porter, I have decided that the main reason you probably keep a job is that you are cheap entertainment!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Strut-N on September 09, 2010, 03:38:30 PM
Quote
Hey I did mail a check to Charlie and I believe Al once... well I put their address in the return area and mine in the send area...  I wondered why 2 days later my checks came back....


 * hi *

Porter's Mail

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-mail.gif)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-mailbox.jpg)
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 09, 2010, 03:40:34 PM
Quote
Hey I did mail a check to Charlie and I believe Al once... well I put their address in the return area and mine in the send area...  I wondered why 2 days later my checks came back....


 * hi *

Porter's Mail

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-mail.gif)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-mailbox.jpg)

Scotty you got it bad dude!! *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: GR8CALLS on September 09, 2010, 03:43:03 PM
Boxcall Wille St..... *wha* *wha* * hi * * hi * * hi *   *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

That's to good Scotty! Possibly , The Yellow Brick RD. would be more a better choice....... *up* *up* *up* *lol* *lol* *lol*

Bill
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Strut-N on September 09, 2010, 03:50:09 PM
Boxcall Wille St..... *wha* *wha* * hi * * hi * * hi *   *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

That's to good Scotty! Possibly , The Yellow Brick RD. would be more a better choice....... *up* *up* *up* *lol* *lol* *lol*

Bill


 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO   Good one Bill  !!!
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: KPcalls on September 09, 2010, 05:40:17 PM
 Well, I didn't get the Russian bride I got my hopes up for.......... :)
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 09, 2010, 06:19:49 PM
Well, I didn't get the Russian bride I got my hopes up for.......... :)

 He probably mailed her back to himself!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Porter on September 09, 2010, 07:26:15 PM
Well, I didn't get the Russian bride I got my hopes up for.......... :)

 He probably mailed her back to himself!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

Now it was Bullock trying to give away the Russian Brides, not me  *peep*

Scotty I think you have way tooooo much time on your hands!!!
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: jmck on September 09, 2010, 08:51:00 PM
 ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *cry*.
Man you stay such a easy target ya decoy toting, blind using,knee pad wearing, yeller loud and proud redneck !!!
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: Porter on September 09, 2010, 09:17:48 PM
ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *cry*.
Man you stay such a easy target ya decoy toting, blind using,knee pad wearing, yeller loud and proud redneck !!!

Bet you cannot guess what color my motor is in my redneck truck  RkLu
Title: Re: Internet
Post by: jmck on September 10, 2010, 11:22:25 AM
dont tell me its YELLER *fall*