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Title: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 12:27:14 PM
 * hi *

Porter's Yard
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-yard.jpg)

Porter's Osage Logging Chain
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-osage-log-chain.jpg)

Porter's Watch
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-watch.jpg)

Porter's Un-Developed Film
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-un-developed-film.jpg)

Porter's T-Shirt
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-tshirt.jpg)

Porter's toliet
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-toliet.jpg)

Porter's Shoes
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-shoes.jpg)

Porter's Pants
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-pants.jpg)

Porter's Library
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-library.jpg)

What Porter Really Does at Work
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/what-porter-really-does-at-work.jpg)

Porter's Icons
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-icons.jpg)

Porter's Halloween Costume
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-halloween-suit.jpg)

Porter's Fetish
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-fetish.jpg)

Porter's Conduit  (How da heck do they keep digging this up with the backhoe?)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-conduit.jpg)

Porter's Closet
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-closet.jpg)

Porter's Nashville Turkey Call Bag
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-call-bag.jpg)

Porter's Brake Pads
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-brake-shoes.jpg)

Porter's New Haircut
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-haircut.jpg)

Porter's Accident......Ewwwww
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-accident.jpg)

 ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 12:52:58 PM
OH man----you take the prize with that !!!!!  *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing*
I bow in the prescence of greatness----ROTFLMBO !!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
i CANNOT EVEN WALK IN YOUR SHADOW Scotty.
That is the best----I have some ready in the shadows for when ole Porter takes aim at me again, but now I will be embarressed to even bring them out after these!!!
You Da Man  *peep* *cool* *up* ROTFLMBO RkLu ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Awsome----we all know HOW he is !!!!!!!!!!!! *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: BigTomsCalls on August 20, 2010, 01:07:36 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2010, 01:13:33 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: 3CB on August 20, 2010, 01:52:05 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 02:00:37 PM
 * hi *

Porter at Christmas
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-santa.jpg)

Porter's Bike Shop
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-bike-shop.jpg)

Porter's Home Town
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-town.jpg)

Porter's Street
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-neighborhood.jpg)

"The Porter Inn"
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porter-inn.jpg)

If Porter were color blind
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porter-color-blind.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 20, 2010, 02:58:20 PM
 *up* *up* *up* *up* *up* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 03:09:55 PM
another baby picture has surfaced !!!!
Even back then---he flew the yeller !!!!!
(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/Babycopy-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2010, 03:14:28 PM
 Ummm, Porters diaper ???


(http://www.webundies.com/images/cs6071085p500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 03:18:13 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2010, 03:14:28 PM
Ummm, Porters diaper ???


(http://www.webundies.com/images/cs6071085p500.jpg)

 *lol* *lol* *lol* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2010, 03:24:04 PM
Here he is gettin' some sun at the beach!  :o

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jPGn68EkP-c/TDXa8d2xOCI/AAAAAAAAABQ/rmNQ8ZtLi_Y/s400/fat+man+in+yellow+speedo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 03:26:08 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2010, 03:24:04 PM
Here he is gettin' some sun at the beach!  :o

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jPGn68EkP-c/TDXa8d2xOCI/AAAAAAAAABQ/rmNQ8ZtLi_Y/s400/fat+man+in+yellow+speedo.jpg)



 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 03:26:40 PM
 * hi *

Porter's Crayons
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-crayons.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 03:41:58 PM
heare is the   W  I  D  E    angle frontal view of Als picture--
--notice the  B L I N G  ole Porter is sporting !!!!   *bowing* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/hairy_guy00.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 20, 2010, 03:51:44 PM
Quote from: jmck on August 20, 2010, 03:41:58 PM
heare is the   W  I  D  E    angle frontal view of Als picture--
--notice the  B L I N G  ole Porter is sporting !!!!   *bowing* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/hairy_guy00.jpg)
*bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 04:05:26 PM
Quote from: jmck on August 20, 2010, 03:41:58 PM
heare is the   W  I  D  E    angle frontal view of Als picture--
--notice the  B L I N G  ole Porter is sporting !!!!   *bowing* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/hairy_guy00.jpg)



 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 04:22:22 PM
Looks like Porter has been caught in his SPANDAX !!!!!
(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/porterbike.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 04:24:09 PM
 * hi *


And now we bring you Porter's Shooting Club
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-patch.jpg)

Porter's Always Safety First
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-shooting-glasses.jpg)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-ear-protection-1.jpg)

Porter-targets
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-target.jpg)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-deer-target.png)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-archery-target.jpg)

Porter-Vision
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-binoculars-1.jpg)

Porter-ammo
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-shotgun-shell-1.jpg)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-bbs-1.jpg)

Porter Firearms
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-shotgun-1.jpg)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-rifle-1.jpg)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-pistol-1.jpg)

Porter-Pattern
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-shotgun-pattern-1.jpg)

Porter Misc.

Porter-Tire
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-tire-1.jpg)

Porter-measure
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-measuring-tape-1.jpg)

Porter-axe
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-axe-1.jpg)

Porter-melon
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-watermelon.jpg)

Porter-Potty
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porter-potty.jpg)

If Porter were a duck
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porter-as-a-duck.jpg)


Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 04:29:31 PM
ALL I can say is......Scotty-----YOOOOOOOOU DA MAN !!!!!!!  *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing*
That may even top the first batch----those are unbelievable-----PORTER is gonna love this !!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

 *peep*

I loved the Porter Shooting Club !!!!
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: shad309 on August 20, 2010, 04:30:03 PM
Porter Potty was freakin hilarious!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: jmck on August 20, 2010, 04:29:31 PM
ALL I can say is......Scotty-----YOOOOOOOOU DA MAN !!!!!!!  *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing*
That may even top the first batch----those are unbelievable-----PORTER is gonna love this !!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

 *peep*

I loved the Porter Shooting Club !!!!


 ;D
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
Quote from: jmck on August 20, 2010, 04:22:22 PM
Looks like Porter has been caught in his SPANDAX !!!!!
(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/porterbike.jpg)


 *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Porter on August 20, 2010, 04:33:54 PM
Quote from: shad309 on August 20, 2010, 04:30:03 PM
Porter Potty was freakin hilarious!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

I'm laughing so hard now... really funny thing is, that's my nickname at work.. Porter Potty...  

Scotty... I'm not sure I can even come close to topping these... oh the crap I put up with :D
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Porter got caught on the bike----looks like he is in some real trouble now !!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
 Looks like he is up  *poo* creek without a paddle so to speak. Porter---I will send bail for ya man !!!!
 RkLu *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers*

(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/drunk_driving_breathalyzer.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 20, 2010, 04:40:40 PM
Quote from: jmck on August 20, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Porter got caught on the bike----looks like he is in some real trouble now !!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
 Looks like he is up  *poo* creek without a paddle so to speak. Porter---I will send bail for ya man !!!!
 RkLu *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers*

(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/drunk_driving_breathalyzer.jpg)

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO   Good one Jeff..........A Polish alcohol test.......in the ear is how they check it I "hear"       *aah*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: muddpuppi on August 20, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
come on guys ya cant ferget the family vehichle...
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l83/muddpuppi/400053002.jpg)
and the boat....

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l83/muddpuppi/boat_018_Large.jpg)
(notice it's on pavement...someone might wanna tell him they work better in the water)

 *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 05:01:08 PM
bet its still his daily driver !!!!
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: HelsbysCustomCalls on August 20, 2010, 05:16:52 PM
 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *up*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Daryl on August 20, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
You guys have made my day !!!!!!!!!!! Thanks I needed that !!!!!!! *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2010, 06:09:26 PM
Some more Porter Favorites.

Computer
(http://www.flippers.com/images/Nutting-ComputerSpace-Yellow-Restored2.JPG)

Laptop
(http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2008/12/yellow-1000h.jpg)

Computer chair
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71Tkc%2BY8yZL._Fabric%20Ergonomic%20Task%20Home%20Office%20Computer%20Chair,%20Yellow_.gif)

Cell Phone
(http://www.aftermarketcellular.com/cart/images/pcs/HDW-24211-006.gif)

Headset
(http://www.tropicaero.com/products/ACF9E.JPG)

Walkie Talkies
(http://static.letsbuyit.com/filer/images/uk/products/original/140/99/binatone-latitude-100-twin-walkie-talkie-yellowblack-14099518.jpeg)

 Not sure about this one!
(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1555/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1555R-119038.jpg)

Porters Kansas Jake
(http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/big-bird-in-truck.jpg)

His face mask
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71gEA31KeRL._SL500_AA300_.gif)

Porters favorite turkey bait
(http://www.jaffersons.com/data/images/yellow_corn_big.jpg)

Porters favorite turkey tool.
(http://www.tilesandbathroomsonline.co.uk/images/softyellowkneelingpads_lge.jpg)


Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Blackfalcon on August 20, 2010, 06:20:35 PM
 (http://i34.tinypic.com/2hwkvpf.jpg)
 *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Porters prescription
(http://i19.tinypic.com/2chnwoz.jpg)
Porter's Morels
(http://i29.tinypic.com/bhnk2b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: B-Ready on August 20, 2010, 06:45:04 PM
Wow.... That's some funny stuff there... What a great collection of Porter's stuff..... Good one guy's  *lol* *lol* *lol*

                   Brent,
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: trb136 on August 20, 2010, 08:20:32 PM
Now thats funny right there...I dont care who ya are *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: M Sharpe on August 20, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
 *peep*
Oh, what the heck
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
 *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
He's going to snap out of that funk he's been in from work and this is not what you are going to see ( :grouphug:)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 20, 2010, 10:04:55 PM
Guess we're going to find out just how good his sense of humor is....and how thick his skin is !!!  ROTFLMBO
Al you came up with some good ones too----I love the knee pads----he has been holding out on me with those !!!!
Do ya think we are going to be on probation....or reccon we are just going to get ...... ban
Sleep well and have a penut butter n hello as soon as ya get up man.
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Blackfalcon on August 21, 2010, 03:06:02 AM
Porters dreams..........

(http://i14.tinypic.com/jfht7m.jpg)
(http://i35.tinypic.com/35nabsk.jpg)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/dlsvfd.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Porter on August 21, 2010, 07:34:11 AM
Oh my...  Well I just got done eating my peanut butter n hello sandwich and debating on what to do now...  I reckon if I follow the rules of most forums, I'd  ban the majority of the users, create new accounts and sit here and chat with myself... 

but that wouldn't be the right thing to do.  I'm already working on something that will get the majority of the posters here...  The ole saying, don't get mad... get even applies here  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

I have a lot of work to do.  I didn't realize you could get all these yellow items :)   *lol* *lol* *lol*

Bunch of smarties on here...  Sad part is, how long you been working on this Scotty  *peep*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: augiedog55 on August 21, 2010, 09:22:09 AM
Man Mike I don't klnow why these guys would trash you like that *peep* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: shad309 on August 21, 2010, 12:24:15 PM
New camo???

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_mNCXBMhWUAY7.jzbkF/SIG=12a87e7hv/EXP=1282497293/**http%3a//ttbmarketplace.cachefly.net/prjungleyellow2.jpg)

For hunting this....
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_xnC3BMS0YAZkmjzbkF/SIG=12rg28hq4/EXP=1282497767/**http%3a//www.signsbyyou.com/images/decals/400c/SDEPSL1/WESTERN/TURKEY.gif)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: WillowRidgeCalls on August 21, 2010, 08:38:01 PM
As many calls as he uses this is what he takes to the woods.
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 23, 2010, 07:26:17 AM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2010, 06:09:26 PM
Not sure about this one!
(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1555/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1555R-119038.jpg)


 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO   Good one guys!!!!!
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 23, 2010, 08:58:41 AM
Quote from: muddpuppi on August 20, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
come on guys ya cant ferget the family vehichle...
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l83/muddpuppi/400053002.jpg)
and the boat....

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l83/muddpuppi/boat_018_Large.jpg)
(notice it's on pavement...someone might wanna tell him they work better in the water)

 *lol* *lol* *lol*


 *lol* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *aah* *aah* *cry* *cry*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 24, 2010, 11:52:12 AM
 * hi *

Pocket Porter

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/pocket-porter.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 24, 2010, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: WillowRidgeCalls on August 21, 2010, 08:38:01 PM
As many calls as he uses this is what he takes to the woods.

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol* *aah*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: GR8CALLS on August 24, 2010, 03:29:38 PM
Porter's.......um.....um....um....er........................................balls......for golf! *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep*   *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b339/GR8CALLS/080W300400110001.jpg)

Bill
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 24, 2010, 03:38:58 PM
this is tooo goooooooooood !!!!     *bannana* *bannana* *bowing*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: shad309 on August 24, 2010, 03:51:50 PM
this may end up being the longest thread ever on OR
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 24, 2010, 04:20:20 PM
Quote from: shad309 on August 24, 2010, 03:51:50 PM
this may end up being the longest thread ever on OR


 *lol*     Could be..........But sadly enough, it is usually the controversial threads that cause hard feelings amongst each other that are usually the longest....Nothing against all of us having different views, but when it turns ugly, that's the ones I'm talking about...........It's good to have some light humored fun every now and then....And ol Porter takes all of this as a good sport!  He really is a good guy.  Thanks Porter for all you do .....   "Yellow Up" big guy  *up*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Porter on August 24, 2010, 04:36:12 PM
Guys as I'm sitting here getting my rear end kicked at work, this truly puts a smile on my face and remember... revenge is bitter sweet  *lol*

I will say this, I believe you all need to do more work or I'm in the wrong possession!

Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: shad309 on August 24, 2010, 04:39:07 PM
I must be in the wrong possession too  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: muddpuppi on August 24, 2010, 06:26:18 PM
would that be another Porterism?
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: GR8CALLS on August 24, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
POSITION...as in, what you now are in....! *lol* *lol* *lol* Assume the position, when you are in the dork...... *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* *cheers* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  Unless, of course, you are........possessed.... *fall* *fall*......then Mikey will need to do an exocisim................. *prayer* *prayer* *prayer*


Yes, that is another Porterism..... *wha* *wha* *wha* *wha* RkLu RkLu

Bill
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 24, 2010, 08:22:30 PM
omg-----another one ___________P R I C E L E S S !!!!!!!!   ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*

Porter, you are making this way too easy.
Yeller up as they say big boy
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 24, 2010, 08:41:14 PM
Quote from: GR8CALLS on August 24, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
POSITION...as in, what you now are in....! *lol* *lol* *lol* Assume the position, when you are in the dork...... *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* *cheers* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  Unless, of course, you are........possessed.... *fall* *fall*......then Mikey will need to do an exocisim................. *prayer* *prayer* *prayer*


Yes, that is another Porterism..... *wha* *wha* *wha* *wha* RkLu RkLu

Bill

 Bill, Porter's always in the DORK!!!  Hear tell he's even taken up GOLF!!  At least that's how I deciphered the pm.  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 25, 2010, 07:23:58 AM
Quote from: GR8CALLS on August 24, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
POSITION...as in, what you now are in....! *lol* *lol* *lol* Assume the position, when you are in the dork...... *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* *cheers* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  Unless, of course, you are........possessed.... *fall* *fall*......then Mikey will need to do an exocisim................. *prayer* *prayer* *prayer*


Yes, that is another Porterism..... *wha* *wha* *wha* *wha* RkLu RkLu

Bill


That is too funny Bill !!!    ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 25, 2010, 09:15:22 AM
Ready to do my Exorcism of Porter  :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost:

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff42/Bulldogmikey/beebulldog.jpg)

Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 25, 2010, 09:20:04 AM
Quote from: Bulldogmikey on August 25, 2010, 09:15:22 AM
Ready to do my Exorcism of Porter  :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost:

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff42/Bulldogmikey/beebulldog.jpg)




 *lol* *lol* *lol*.............I wonder if Porter would stick this post at the top so we could just keep adding to it?
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 25, 2010, 09:51:48 AM
thats a grande idea there----it could be named something real simple----like "PORTER'ISMS"...... ROTFLMBO *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Porter on August 25, 2010, 10:13:09 AM
Well I did it again... lack of sleep, food, and who knows what else...  Profession... not possession... 

I'm glad I keep some folks entertained.  I may have to bring you all on board to translate for me at work...

Might as well add insult to injury...  not many people know about this, but I figured everyone is entitled a laugh...

Last year, we submitted an RFP to put wireless across the campus.  Cisco was on site and we were going through a huge meeting.  Several of their top VP's were here as was my boss.  They were going over their proposal and I stated, with this proposal you are saying we will have a 90% coverage of UNDERWEAR...  they all said do what... so I repeated, with this you are proposing that our campus will be 90% covered in Underwear...  I've never seen so many people laugh and my boss was about to wet himself.  He said, Porter do you know what you just said.  I had no clue...

I have no earthly idea how Underwear came out or what was going on.  Needless to say, I was pretty embarrassed :(

Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 25, 2010, 10:19:25 AM
Oh man----add that one to the file guys. Porter--
-you are adding to your pain man ROTFLMBO.
Glad ya have a good sense of humor---
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 25, 2010, 10:23:36 AM
You know what they say.....What's on the mind comes off the lips!!! "Underwear"!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
 *stu* *stu* *stu* *stu* *stu* *stu* *stu* *stu* *stu*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 25, 2010, 10:56:01 AM
 * hi *

A photo of Porter's Call Collection
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-call-colletcion.jpg)

Porter's Kleenex
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-kleenex.jpg)

Porter's Drinking Hat
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porter-drinking-hat.jpg)

Porter Wagon
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porter-wagon.jpg)

Porter's Socks
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-socks.jpg)

Porter Dots
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-markers.jpg)

Porter Caine
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porter-cocaine.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 25, 2010, 11:00:13 AM
Scotty------- *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing*.
I cannot stop laughing
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: LH on August 25, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
I just as well make a good first imprestion his hunting truck... * hi *

(http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss93/456-20/images2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 25, 2010, 11:18:31 AM
Quote from: LH on August 25, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
I just as well make a good first imprestion his hunting truck... * hi *

(http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss93/456-20/images2.jpg)

Short Bus!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Hammer meet Nail!!! *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: shad309 on August 25, 2010, 11:31:47 AM
Now that's funny right there!!!  *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Porter on August 25, 2010, 11:58:16 AM
Quote from: LH on August 25, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
I just as well make a good first imprestion his hunting truck... * hi *

(http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss93/456-20/images2.jpg)

That is a good one there!!!  Short yellow bus and jacked up like a redneck like I am!
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: turkey stew on August 25, 2010, 01:13:01 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: GR8CALLS on August 25, 2010, 07:46:59 PM
Porter

You weren't thinking of doing a panty raid on the girls dorm....were you.....?? *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* :grouphug: *cheers* *cheers* *bannana* *bannana*

Bill
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 26, 2010, 05:38:37 AM
Quote from: GR8CALLS on August 25, 2010, 07:46:59 PM
Porter

You weren't thinking of doing a panty raid on the girls dorm....were you.....?? *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* :grouphug: *cheers* *cheers* *bannana* *bannana*

Bill

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on August 27, 2010, 12:29:36 PM
here is another pic that the satellite found------seems that ole Porter is taking alot of breaks with all that hard work he says he is doing on all those fiber lines he talks about !!!
What ya'll think of this :

(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/DrunkGuycopya.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 27, 2010, 02:03:40 PM
And all along I was thinking Porter was a Baptist! *cry* *cry* *cry*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Porter on August 27, 2010, 03:02:40 PM
Quote from: jmck on August 27, 2010, 12:29:36 PM
here is another pic that the satellite found------seems that ole Porter is taking alot of breaks with all that hard work he says he is doing on all those fiber lines he talks about !!!
What ya'll think of this :

(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/DrunkGuycopya.jpg)

Oh my... they pulled that one out of the archives for sure!!!  That was probably me about 16 years ago... only issue is, it would have been everclear around me...  I didn't go for those sissy beers  *peep*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: doepee on August 27, 2010, 09:28:39 PM
OMG you guys I am new to this sight , this was some funny stuff... I can see alot of paybacks coming in the future. I take it Mr. Porter Your a osage man huh, dont know how i figured that out ;D
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Porter on August 27, 2010, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: doepee on August 27, 2010, 09:28:39 PM
OMG you guys I am new to this sight , this was some funny stuff... I can see alot of paybacks coming in the future. I take it Mr. Porter Your a osage man huh, dont know how i figured that out ;D

Oh the paybacks will be big and swift down the road.  I am an osage loving fool.. One of those that walks the walk and talks the talk. 

These guys have no idea what will hit them down the road.  They have brought many tears to my eyes lately!!!
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on August 31, 2010, 09:29:05 AM
Quote
These guys have no idea what will hit them down the road.
...........Bet it will be something yeller!!    *fall*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Basser69 on August 31, 2010, 11:23:11 PM
I am new here too and I figured he would be seeing YELLOW abought now!  *aah*
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: jmck on September 01, 2010, 07:17:33 PM
Huh----heard the one about the turkey that didnt like ole Porter----ya know---the story he told about being attacked.
Well......all these return trips back there to a turkey that attacks him....  ??? ??? ??? ??? I am confused after the ole google earth captured another shot of the fearless one----guess we all understand "this attack turkey" now-----huh !!!!!! ROTFLMBO ::) :o ;D ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/Turkeycopy-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: muddpuppi on September 01, 2010, 07:45:54 PM
Quote from: Porter on August 27, 2010, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: doepee on August 27, 2010, 09:28:39 PM
OMG you guys I am new to this sight , this was some funny stuff... I can see alot of paybacks coming in the future. I take it Mr. Porter Your a osage man huh, dont know how i figured that out ;D

Oh the paybacks will be big and swift down the road.  I am an osage loving fool.. One of those that walks the walk and talks the talk.  


These guys have no idea what will hit them down the road.  They have brought many tears to my eyes lately!!!



dont worry fellas...once he get that box from Tim we will be able to see him commin from a mile away  8)
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: trb136 on September 01, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
 *lol* *lol* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: The Many Faces of "PORTER" (Picture Heavy)
Post by: Strut-N on September 02, 2010, 07:59:17 AM
Quote from: jmck on September 01, 2010, 07:17:33 PM
Huh----heard the one about the turkey that didnt like ole Porter----ya know---the story he told about being attacked.
Well......all these return trips back there to a turkey that attacks him....  ??? ??? ??? ??? I am confused after the ole google earth captured another shot of the fearless one----guess we all understand "this attack turkey" now-----huh !!!!!! ROTFLMBO ::) :o ;D ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/Turkeycopy-1.jpg)


 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol* *lol* *aah* *aah* *aah* *cry* *cry* *cry* *cry* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO