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Title: Last Doctor Visit
Post by: Jake St. John on August 13, 2010, 10:53:57 AM
A very elderly man was on death's door and went to his cardiologist.  He told him that he could pass in the next 24 hours and there was nothing they could do for his failing heart.  He went home, crawled in bed, and grew weaker by the hour.  On the morning of the next day he awoke to the smell of chocolate.  He loved chocolate more than anything.  He fell out of his bed, and on hands and knees crawls into the kitchen.  He see's his wife putting chocolate chip cookies on a plate.  With a trembling feeble hand, he reaches up from the floor to get one.  His wife turns, slaps his hand with the spatula, and says "THESE are for the  FUNERAL".
Title: Re: Last Doctor Visit
Post by: letinmfly on August 13, 2010, 11:04:37 AM
Poor bass-turd!!  *aah* *aah* *lol*
Title: Re: Last Doctor Visit
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 13, 2010, 11:13:50 AM
 *lol* *lol* *lol* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Last Doctor Visit
Post by: BigTomsCalls on August 13, 2010, 06:40:41 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Last Doctor Visit
Post by: charlieparrish on August 15, 2010, 07:45:29 AM
Dang, she is probably the reason for his heart condition ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Last Doctor Visit
Post by: turkey stew on August 19, 2010, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: charlieparrish on August 15, 2010, 07:45:29 AM
Dang, she is probably the reason for his heart condition ROTFLMBO
ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Last Doctor Visit
Post by: 3CB on August 21, 2010, 09:21:02 AM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO