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Title: Comedians
Post by: Porter on August 06, 2010, 02:30:03 PM
Never realized how many comedians we have on this site...  I'm sitting here reading PMs and I figure something is really brewing  *peep*  I'm sure references of my all walrus call,  my awesome turnip callers, or many of my other typing blunders will eventually pop up...  No one can multi task like me  ROTFLMBO  And I know, not a soul can type the things I type!!!!  I've done some doozies  RkLu  Don't call me Osage Polish Mike for nothing!!! 

All I can say is... "Oh Brother"...

I did need a good laugh today..  I'm not sure Nashville will be ready for us this year!!!! 
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 06, 2010, 02:31:48 PM
You got that right....By the way how's the Girlfriend doing????   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Dcoleinpa on August 06, 2010, 02:33:37 PM
how about I post up some of your typos??  :)
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Porter on August 06, 2010, 02:35:34 PM
You got that right....By the way how's the Girlfriend doing????   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Doing pretty good  *peep*  I'm just glad she (wife) doesn't peruse the site that much :)
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Porter on August 06, 2010, 02:36:12 PM
how about I post up some of your typos??  :)

Like the ones where I confuse you and the wife?  People might question me a lot more then :)  Stupid auto correcting iphone...
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Strut-N on August 06, 2010, 03:18:02 PM
That's alright Porter........At least you didn't put "PEAL HARBOR DAY' on 500 calendars .......... USA
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Dcoleinpa on August 06, 2010, 03:19:20 PM
That's alright Porter........At least you didn't put "PEAL HARBOR DAY' on 500 calendars .......... USA

dang man
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Strut-N on August 06, 2010, 03:20:38 PM
That's alright Porter........At least you didn't put "PEAL HARBOR DAY' on 500 calendars .......... USA

dang man

Yep....Back in 2007.......I still got folks laughing about that one........That's why my daughter proofs everything now     ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 06, 2010, 03:26:14 PM
 Well Porter, I think the best one yet is when you put LICK instead of LIKE!!! Dang, man, that one made me wonder about you!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Strut-N on August 06, 2010, 03:28:32 PM
Well Porter, I think the best one yet is when you put LICK instead of LIKE!!! Dang, man, that one made me wonder about you!!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*


Wooh now?    *lol* *lol*  ...dang Porter....that's a good one Al...Thanks for reminding us     ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: GR8CALLS on August 06, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
True collectors' items Scotty!  *up* *up* *up* *up*

Bill
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 06, 2010, 03:30:41 PM
 Then he called my house and Kim answered... He said "Can I talk to BIG MAC"  ::)  *lol*
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Strut-N on August 06, 2010, 03:33:51 PM
Then he called my house and Kim answered... He said "Can I talk to BIG MAC"  ::)  *lol*

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO.......thanks Bill............Al....This keeps getting better !!!!!   What next? !!!!! *lol* *aah*.....
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Porter on August 06, 2010, 06:15:59 PM
Then he called my house and Kim answered... He said "Can I talk to BIG MAC"  ::)  *lol*

Now the Lick I swore only poor Mims had seen that one...  If memory serves me correctly... I posted that and shut the computer down...  less than 30 seconds later, I had a phone call from Mims...  He was laughing so hard I couldn't understand what was going on... I was embarrassed...

As for the Big Mac... well I was at the drive thru at McDs and I shouldn't have been multitasking!!!

Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Porter on August 06, 2010, 06:16:19 PM
what about the picture thats been floating around on the web showing Osage as the keynote speaker at one of the proposition 8 rallies in California >>>>????????????

Oh lord... 
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Porter on August 06, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
Well here's another one I just racked up via pms....

HOLSTER BLANKS?!!?!?!?!

Hmmmmmmmm. Let me turn on my Porter translation device!!!!!!

AHHH  Translator says HOLLY BLANKS!!!!!

I have no idea what I was thinking on that one....
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: jmck on August 06, 2010, 06:58:48 PM
come on guys---keep this one going. I need all the advice and imfo I can get on ole Polish Porter I can get----I have a very un-even score to settle over probably a very long time.
Serve all the Porter'isms up please---I am taking notes !!!   *peep*
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: HelsbysCustomCalls on August 06, 2010, 07:49:17 PM
Well here's another one I just racked up via pms....

HOLSTER BLANKS?!!?!?!?!

Hmmmmmmmm. Let me turn on my Porter translation device!!!!!!

AHHH  Translator says HOLLY BLANKS!!!!!

I have no idea what I was thinking on that one....

Took me a minute to decipher the Porterism on that one!!!

What about the callmakers in Eminence using Cheddar?!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 06, 2010, 09:30:56 PM
I think that ole Tom seeing him as competition for the his hens and attacking him in Eminence was the cake topper!!    ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol*
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Porter on August 06, 2010, 10:06:19 PM
I think that ole Tom seeing him as competition for the his hens and attacking him in Eminence was the cake topper!!    ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol*

That bird still hates me too....  He was my friend and then spurred me...  he's David's watch dog.. just happens to be a ticked off turkey!
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: jmck on August 06, 2010, 10:28:58 PM
ya know....even if Porter had a gun with him-from what I understand he wouldnt have been any safer!!!
He couldnt have hit it!!!!!!    ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: Blackfalcon on August 07, 2010, 05:24:32 AM
ya know....even if Porter had a gun with him-from what I understand he wouldnt have been any safer!!!
He couldnt have hit it!!!!!!    ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
"Surer than  *poo* a tree branch would find a way to get in the line of fire at the critical moment........"
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: HelsbysCustomCalls on August 14, 2010, 08:21:54 AM
Sorry Porter, but I have to do it!!!!!!!!

Just got a PM from our Administrator inquiring about a "Parrot Box"!!!!

I thought I knew what it was, but he confirmed it!!!  PARQUET!!!!!
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 14, 2010, 04:28:16 PM
He called here this mornin' and asked to speak to "HELLO".  Guess Ive been called worse!  *peep*
Title: Re: Comedians
Post by: jmck on August 14, 2010, 08:46:24 PM
makes ya wander what other he is one other than life  ROTFLMBO