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Title: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Strut-N on July 28, 2010, 01:06:40 PM: Alright.......Before I post this let me clear one thing up......I'm being dead serious...........

I have a 10 year old Jack Russell (outside dog) that I love to death...Her name is Lucy....She rides the lawnmower with me and helps me work around in the yard....If I'm stacking brush or something, she is dragging little limbs up too.....She makes every step I make.....probably the smartest dog in the world.....Really....

Lately she likes to get on the gravels in the drive way and sit on her but and spin around.....This ain't the normal behavior that dogs do when they hunker down and scoot across the yard......she is actually sitting and spinning...kid you not...........I have de-wormed her, gave her flea pills, applied Front Line...Etc......She is flea free.......and worm free..............Well some wise butt told me I needed to "milk her anal glands" ........I bout passed out when he told me this......Just the thought of this bout made me toss cookies...........Sooo......My wife calls up one of her friends (Dana), that suppose to know how to do this........I told her to wait till I was at work before Lucy's anal glands were milked.....I wanted no part of this....

When I got home I ask Kristie if they milked em........She kind of smiled and said, "Yeah...We milked them alright".........I said, "Well, did yall get milk".....She said, "Yep...Got Milk".....Keep in mind this has no relation to milk in anyway form or fashion......Well, for a while I thought this cured Lucy from the "Sit and Spin" syndrome, but it didn't....

Few days later Kristie said, "We need to milk Lucy's anal glands again".......I said, "Well call Dana and I'll go out in the shop or something"......She said "No, I can do it, but you'll need to hold her so she won't jump"..........I was thinking, "Any thing that's getting their anal glands milked is gonna jump, and I doubt anybody could hold them back from this"............Sooo, against my better judgment, I agreed.........

Kristie was milking and I was looking at Lucy's face......I wasn't about to inspect what Kristie was doing............After a few minutes Kristie said, "I'm not getting anything. I must be doing it wrong".....Bout that time I looked down and it happened..........Kristie "got" something.......I don't know what it was......Steak Sauce came to mind...........Well, I went to gagging....Thought I was going to pass out again and I was shaking all over..........All I can say, is "Never again".....

I need some advice.......Maybe Lee Youngblood can help me out, cause after all, he is "Selmadogdoc", right?...........Lucy still sits and spins and she seems miserable.......I'm not going to scratch her but and I for sure ain't gonna milk any anal glands.......

I need to get her well soon because I want to train her to re-spool my Weed-Eater line on my trimmer...........Did I mention she is the smartest dog in the world.........any help is appreciated.............Here is Lucy below...
Thanks

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/lucy-2-1-2010_c.jpg)
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 28, 2010, 01:11:45 PM: Yer on your own with this one budro!!!! *lol*
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Gitzit69 on July 28, 2010, 01:13:52 PM: Hope she gets better, but that was the funniest read I've had in some time. My sister's dog gets that once in a while but she takes hers in to be....MILKED ROTFLMBO
Dave
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: BigTomsCalls on July 28, 2010, 01:15:26 PM: May be you cal call some of jOe's lemmings they are so far up his but I'm sure they know how to do it!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: turkey stew on July 28, 2010, 01:24:25 PM: Quote from: SS Custom Calls on July 28, 2010, 01:11:45 PM
Yer on your own with this one budro!!!! *lol*
ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO Small breed dogs need their hiney glands cleaned periodically!
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: shad309 on July 28, 2010, 01:42:46 PM: *lol* I think my co-workers think I'm losing it because I seriously couldn't hold back laughing at that!!!!

My mother-in-law's basset has to have this done regular or she stinks to high heaven. I think once it starts it's continual. Some dogs have this problem and some dont. The vet did mention a surgery that could be done though.
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Daryl on July 28, 2010, 01:46:27 PM: Scotty, sorry to hear about your dog. Hope it gets better.
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Daryl on July 28, 2010, 01:47:42 PM: Quote from: BigTomsCalls on July 28, 2010, 01:15:26 PM
May be you cal call some of jOe's lemmings they are so far up his but I'm sure they know how to do it!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

BigTom, that was funnier than the story!!!!!! Good one..... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: letinmfly on July 28, 2010, 01:50:23 PM: Scotty.

Sounds like a personal problem to me!! *lol*
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Strut-N on July 28, 2010, 02:03:14 PM: Quote from: Daryl on July 28, 2010, 01:46:27 PM
Scotty, sorry to hear about your dog. Hope it gets better.

Thanks Daryl.....I really appreciate it.
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Daryl on July 28, 2010, 02:15:21 PM: Quote from: Strut-N on July 28, 2010, 02:03:14 PM
Quote from: Daryl on July 28, 2010, 01:46:27 PM
Scotty, sorry to hear about your dog. Hope it gets better.

Thanks Daryl.....I really appreciate it.

Help you any way I can buddy....but not that!!
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Strut-N on July 28, 2010, 02:37:15 PM: Quote from: Daryl on July 28, 2010, 01:47:42 PM
Quote from: BigTomsCalls on July 28, 2010, 01:15:26 PM
May be you cal call some of jOe's lemmings they are so far up his but I'm sure they know how to do it!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

BigTom, that was funnier than the story!!!!!! Good one..... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

I have to agree Daryl!!! That's a good un Tom!! *aah* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Bulldogmikey on July 28, 2010, 05:18:02 PM: That is hilarious! Laughing so hard I can't stand it!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Porter on July 28, 2010, 05:45:40 PM: Ok picture this... I'm in a high level meeting... VP's, Directors and for some reason... I decide to check the site about 3 hours ago. Well I see this post as the latest on the bottom and click it...

Of course we are discussing how we are way over budget in certain areas and I just roll out laughing...

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read and holy smokes... no idea how to solve that problem *lol*
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 28, 2010, 05:50:43 PM: Have you talked to a machinist Scotty! Someone could be able to make you a custom reamer for that!! ROTFLMBO

Al
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Porter on July 28, 2010, 05:51:42 PM: Quote from: SS Custom Calls on July 28, 2010, 05:50:43 PM
Have you talked to a machinist Scotty! Someone could be able to make you a custom reamer for that!! ROTFLMBO

Al

I bet he's working on his "own" reamer design as we speak *peep*
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 28, 2010, 05:53:13 PM: Quote from: Porter on July 28, 2010, 05:51:42 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on July 28, 2010, 05:50:43 PM
Have you talked to a machinist Scotty! Someone could be able to make you a custom reamer for that!! ROTFLMBO

Al

I bet he's working on his "own" reamer design as we speak *peep*

Well I heard he may be, but didn't want to say anything until I was sure. ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: West Augusta on July 28, 2010, 05:54:41 PM: I used to take my dog to the vet for that. The bill was cheap. *lol*

(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp236/Keefers_/Keffers%20Animals/ATT0000121.jpg)
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: BigTomsCalls on July 28, 2010, 06:08:41 PM: Hey if that custom reamer can make a dog fart turkey sounds I'll buy one!!! That would be cool to have a dog that not only bust turkeys but can call them back by farting!! *lol*
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Frozen Crow on July 28, 2010, 08:01:19 PM: Our old dog needed to have her glands emptied every now and then. She would just sit and spin, well the wife didn't care for that much on the carpet, so we took her to the vet for it though. It is disgusting. Needed it done every couple of months....Hope your dog is better soon.

Lee
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Gitzit69 on July 28, 2010, 08:06:13 PM: Quote from: SS Custom Calls on July 28, 2010, 05:50:43 PM
Have you talked to a machinist Scotty! Someone could be able to make you a custom reamer for that!! ROTFLMBO

Al
ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: My Dog is Spining Around on Her But
Post by: Strut-N on July 29, 2010, 07:30:16 AM: Quote from: Frozen Crow on July 28, 2010, 08:01:19 PM
Our old dog needed to have her glands emptied every now and then. She would just sit and spin, well the wife didn't care for that much on the carpet, so we took her to the vet for it though. It is disgusting. Needed it done every couple of months....Hope your dog is better soon.

Lee

Thanks ....I really appreciate it.....I'm glad I'm not the only one that has seen this............Hey Porter...I got that reamer fiished *lol* *lol* ROTFLMBO