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Title: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 14, 2010, 02:30:54 PM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee,Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: Bulldogmikey on July 14, 2010, 03:02:38 PM

There is a lot of truth to that!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: letinmfly on July 14, 2010, 03:41:50 PM

Sounds like a much better plan than the original!!  *wha* *aah* *aah* ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: turkey stew on July 15, 2010, 11:59:56 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: M Sharpe on July 17, 2010, 09:02:14 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
I like that!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: Porter on July 17, 2010, 09:03:49 AM

Oh my...  now that is a great idea!!!

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: HelsbysCustomCalls on July 18, 2010, 06:26:14 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *up*

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: B-Ready on July 18, 2010, 08:52:25 AM

I can see this team getting the job done Quick!  *cool* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

      Brent,

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: SS floSSy on July 20, 2010, 06:55:44 PM

 *aah* *aah* that's a good one!

Title: Re: Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Post by: shad309 on July 20, 2010, 07:01:11 PM

#6- they are going to cancel football season


 *aah*