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Title: Cattle Guards....
Post by: GR8CALLS on July 13, 2010, 07:37:58 PM
 I have no idea if this is true...and frankly, I don't care...it's just to darn funny!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO



You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.....

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado.  Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten him out, Vice-President, Joe Biden, intervened with a request that.. before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.



Bill
Title: Re: Cattle Guards....
Post by: Bulldogmikey on July 13, 2010, 07:46:50 PM
 *aah* *aah* That is too funny! Would not doubt it for a minute! Wish they made left wing guards..... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Thanks Bill
Title: Re: Cattle Guards....
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 13, 2010, 08:00:22 PM
LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  I was ridin' a horse once and came to a cattle guard... The horse came to a screechin' halt, but I didn't!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Cattle Guards....
Post by: GR8CALLS on July 13, 2010, 08:02:58 PM
Al

That may have been one of the "guards" that got fired! How would a cattle guard sign up for unemployment benifits?? *peep* *peep* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill
Title: Re: Cattle Guards....
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 13, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Bill, that's a question only Obama could answer correct I'm afraid.  ROTFLMBO  Heck I didn't even know they would stop a horse!  *aah*
Title: Re: Cattle Guards....
Post by: Porter on July 14, 2010, 02:50:06 AM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on July 13, 2010, 08:00:22 PM
LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  I was ridin' a horse once and came to a cattle guard... The horse came to a screechin' halt, but I didn't!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Al that would have been "priceless"  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  and you call me a pollock!!!  Even I know don't go by cattle guards with horses or cows...  I guess it was better you riding a horse than a cow... 
Title: Re: Cattle Guards....
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 14, 2010, 02:19:52 PM
Quote from: Porter on July 14, 2010, 02:50:06 AM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on July 13, 2010, 08:00:22 PM
LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  I was ridin' a horse once and came to a cattle guard... The horse came to a screechin' halt, but I didn't!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Al that would have been "priceless"  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  and you call me a pollock!!!  Even I know don't go by cattle guards with horses or cows...  I guess it was better you riding a horse than a cow...  

 I've been known to ride a cow or two in my time too!  ;D
Title: Re: Cattle Guards....
Post by: turkey stew on July 14, 2010, 02:23:45 PM
Maybe they can send the cattle guards down to patol the Arizona border with Mexico! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO