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Kitchen Sink => The Funny Place => Topic started by: Bulldogmikey on July 08, 2010, 06:01:37 AM

Title: Boarder Patrol
Post by: Bulldogmikey on July 08, 2010, 06:01:37 AM

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and identification.

Cutting his trip short,he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. custom agent at the border.


"may I see your identification,please?"asked the agent.
"I'm sorry,but I lost my wallet,"replied the guy.


"sure buddy,I hear that every day.No ID,no entry,"said the agent.
But I can prove I'm an American!"he exclaimed."I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."


"This I gotta see,"replied the agent.
With that,the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.


"by golly,you're right exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to Chicago.."
"Thanks!"he said.


But how did you know I was from Chicago?" The agent replied,I recognized Obama in the middle."

Title: Re: Boarder Patrol
Post by: GR8CALLS on July 08, 2010, 03:50:59 PM

Holy............. *poo* *poo* *poo* *poo* *poo*.......now that is agood one!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill

Title: Re: Boarder Patrol
Post by: 3CB on July 08, 2010, 03:53:33 PM

 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*

Title: Re: Boarder Patrol
Post by: Porter on July 08, 2010, 10:26:31 PM

Oh my.. .that was a good one!

Title: Re: Boarder Patrol
Post by: SS Custom Calls on July 13, 2010, 08:01:56 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Boarder Patrol
Post by: turkey stew on July 14, 2010, 02:24:57 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO