Osage Roost
General Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: GR8CALLS on June 25, 2010, 12:57:16 PM
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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, and alligators attacking people in Florida .
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win- win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!
Think about these:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Bill
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I'm indecisive on whether to laugh or cry. :-\
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Here Here, I got an Idea..............
BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!
You got my Vote!!
Mike
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We also have a four star general, that Obama won't be using any longer ......
That 4 star gave far more to this country, then the current president ever will..............
Wonder, if the BIG BANG theory would work for needed changes..??????
Zumer
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Dang Bill, I think you nailed it. I am like Lou, not sure whether to laugh or cry. I know I do not like what I see and where we are headed. What scares me is that Obama's public opinion rating is only slightly less than 50%. That tells me there are a lot of scary folks out there like him.
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I'm indecisive on whether to laugh or cry. :-\
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Brent,
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Here Here, I got an Idea..............
BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!
You got my Vote!!
Mike
Mine too!!! *up* *up*
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Here Here, I got an Idea..............
BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!
You got my Vote!!
Mike
Just think Bill...you can buy us off in turkey calls!! USA
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You're right it is right ON!!!
Danny
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That'll work! USA
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I wake up each morning and wonder what will "surprise" me today...
I hope everyone wakes up and makes a "wake" up vote in November, but like was stated... hovering around 50% is scary!