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Title: How Italians count....
Post by: GR8CALLS on June 24, 2010, 03:11:42 PM: An Italian immigrant had just received his green card and applied for a job. At the interview, the HR person asked him to give him the number 9 with out writing. Thats a gona be hard, the Italian repiled! Thinking about for a minute, he drew three trees...... What is that asked the HR? Tree, tree, tree..thata be nine, said the Italian. OK, says the HR, now give me 99, again without writing it! OH, thats a bit more difficult repies the Italian. Again, thinking for a minute or two, he takes his finger, licks it and smudges each tree. Stunned, the HR asks, so what's that? Dirty tree, dirty tree, dirty tree.....thats a be 99! Perplexed, the HR says, OK, give me 100! Thinking really hard, the Italian draws a dog taking a *poo* beside each tree. The HR is completely caught off guard! Flabergasted, he asks....what in the heck is that? Easy replies the Italian....dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd.....thats a be 100!

Bill
Title: Re: How Italians count....
Post by: Bulldogmikey on June 24, 2010, 03:17:56 PM: *aah* *aah* *aah* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *up* *up* *up* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana*
Title: Re: How Italians count....
Post by: letinmfly on June 24, 2010, 03:46:47 PM: ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How Italians count....
Post by: 3CB on June 24, 2010, 03:59:07 PM: *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: How Italians count....
Post by: SS Custom Calls on June 26, 2010, 10:14:55 AM: Laughin' my butt off!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How Italians count....
Post by: turkey stew on July 15, 2010, 12:14:11 PM: ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How Italians count....
Post by: SS floSSy on July 20, 2010, 06:57:08 PM: omg *aah* *aah* *aah* that one cracked me up!!! LOL