Osage Roost
Turkey Call Paradise => From the Callmaker's Bench => Topic started by: SS Custom Calls on June 12, 2010, 03:16:11 PM
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Porter sent me a piece of apple wood for a longbox. Didn't take me long to call and leave a message on his phone saying he owed me for air freshener, and that the call smelled like *poo* !!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO Well turns out the wood was dried in cow manure. Good thing my wife and I grew up on the farm and was used to wadin' through the cow manure!! Not sure what someone who had never smelled that before would have done to ol' Porter!! Bad part is Porter thought it was funny!! Well, Mike, Kim says you're gonna be in Nashville in Feb. and she wants to see you as soon as you get there!! :o Not really sure what she wants to talk to you about, but it probably ain't good my friend!! ;D Anyway, here's the call. It's Bloodwood over cow pie apple wood. I have to admit it sounds WAY better than it smells my friend!!! I'll have it ready to ship in about 6 months.
Al
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Never once thought you would make a *poo* y caller but guess I was wrong ROTFLMBO. Mighty fine caller there Al and Josh, I'm glad they haven't invented smellernet yet!
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Great looking call
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Al I have no idea what your problem is??? That is a beautiful call and I bet sounds as good as you have done! What a small price to pay to make your Idol his call of a lifetime! You should thank ole Porter for the privilege of "allowing" you to "take one for the team"! *peep* *peep* *bannana* *bannana*
Beautiful Call and the Apple LOOKS Great!!
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... well Al, leave it to you & Josh to turn a piece of *poo* 'y wood into a mighty fine lookin' caller - bet it does sound fine, & just love the "cover scent" idea ... 8) 8)
Congrats Porter on a fine lookin' & foul smellin' paddle from good ol' Al & Josh ... RkLu RkLu --- Bloodwood over "Cow Pie" Applewood ... *wha* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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Al!!! worth the odor!!!!! that's a stunning looking call for sure!!!! Make sure you "Pack" it good so Porter can share the fun!!!! *up*
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Man that sure does look good Al. Too bad it doesn't smell too good. I bet you'll be supplying the wood for Porters calls from now on !! *aah*
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Al!!! worth the odor!!!!! that's a stunning looking call for sure!!!! Make sure you "Pack" it good so Porter can share the fun!!!! *up*
Thanks, I will. ;)
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Al,
That is a fine looking stinker for sure.
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*bowing* *bowing*
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Great looking piece of *poo* Congrats Mike...
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First, we have Mike Lapp sending out cat piss poplar, now Porter is sending out cow paddy apple wood......
Something just doesn't smell right with these calls.......
One thing for sure, Porter...you shouldn't lose that call in the woods......It will smell different then anything else around it....LOL!
GREAT JOB, Al... RkLu
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Hey buddy you brought out another nice looking call...keep up the good work Al....You do a great job with your skills...Ernie
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That is one sharp looking call!! RkLu
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That does smell a little *poo*ie whatever nice job Al and Josh Congrats. Mike.
Jon
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I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as when I got Al on the phone and he told me the grief this wood caused him... I was laughing really hard....
I'm just glad this turned into a killer longbox! It's probably a good thing the turkeys do not have a good sense of smell :P
Thanks man for building her. That's a beautiful caller and sounds great too!
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See, you can get gold out of something *poo*y! Sweet call! *up*
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I just want to be in Nashville and video the confrontation. That will make a good youtube thread ROTFLMBO.. Al, the call looks great! Just spray it with Lysol before you ship it.
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I just want to be in Nashville and video the confrontation. That will make a good utube thread ROTFLMBO.. All the call looks great!
I'm not sure you want to be there when Porter shows up!!!! >!! He's in DEEP *poo* for sure!!!! Come on Feb.!
Kim (The one who packages your calls!)
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Spray the call with Lysol before you ship it! ROTFLMBO
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Great lookin call Al.
Richard
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Al look at the bright side Ol Porter could have sent you a piece of wood from an Old Outhouse!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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Al look at the bright side Ol Porter could have sent you a piece of wood from an Old Outhouse!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Tom, I think he did! *aah* *aah*
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That is a great call Al !!!!!! Man, I really like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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slick look'in caller.................. *cheers*
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that call turned out great looking---Al, ya should RE-HYDRATE it before you ship it back to ole Porter---ya may get the last laught man !!! ROTFLMBO *up* ROTFLMBO RkLu
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Hey Al.....I got some cow *poo* curied OSAGE!! I wonder if you'd like to make one for Mike out of that!!! *aah* *aah* *aah*
Great looking call guys!!!
Scotty
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Al I think you should put Mama on him...That will fix his hind end good!!!
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Oh, it won't be perty when Mama get's hold of ol' Porter! Trust me, I know from experience!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO Been nice Knowin' ya Porter!! *cry*
Al (the one who put the blame on Porter for the stink) Good thing is I came out smellin' like a rose, but Porter is in deep *poo* *aah* *aah*
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Dang Porter...........All this deep *poo* your in.....and it wasn't even osage wood............. ;D
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Dang Porter...........All this deep *poo* your in.....and it wasn't even osage wood............. ;D
That's why I ignored your Osage post buddy! *aah*
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Nice looking call Al! I would be sure that in addition to the certificate of authenticity, I would send all the necessary disclaimers including indemnity clauses
(or just a letter from Kim ROTFLMBO ) *aah*
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Awesome looking longbox caller boys! I`m sure the *poo* is going to fly when Kim gets a hold of Porter! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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This is just another fine example that
*poo* happens!
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Well this caller arrived too. Needless to say, this is one of my favorite longboxes now. I knew it would be special (outside of the smell), but I love the raspy old sound of this longbox.
Thanks Al for putting up with this smell and buidling this caller!