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Title: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: Porter on June 09, 2010, 01:04:59 AM
Just ask Al...   *peep*

Sorry man.. I'm still laughing and I know I'll pay for it!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: Bulldogmikey on June 09, 2010, 05:58:30 AM
This should be interesting!! *dance* *dance* *dance*
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: SS Custom Calls on June 09, 2010, 06:16:44 AM
Just ask Al...   *peep*

Sorry man.. I'm still laughing and I know I'll pay for it!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO



 Mike, that's the biggest understatement I've ever heard!!!  ;D  Let's just say your future orders may be packaged a little different!  ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: Zumer on June 09, 2010, 06:19:39 AM
Nothing like some fresh country air......in the house?? :-[

     I'm very sure, Momma S/S was more then thrilled with that smell.........  :o

     Watch your step, Al......
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: SS Custom Calls on June 09, 2010, 06:45:51 AM
Zumer, let's just say it's a good thing my wife and I both grew up, and worked on the farm for years!! Otherwise ol' Porter may have been in deep  *poo* from the Mrs.!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: Blackfalcon on June 09, 2010, 07:20:17 AM
Ok,,,, I've been out of state hunting, just got home Monday, so someone fill me in here,,,,sounds like a tale I missed ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: turkey stew on June 09, 2010, 07:35:08 AM
Just ask Al...   *peep*

Sorry man.. I'm still laughing and I know I'll pay for it!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO



 Mike, that's the biggest understatement I've ever heard!!!  ;D  Let's just say your future orders may be packaged a little different!  ROTFLMBO
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Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: J R Hunt Camp on June 09, 2010, 07:37:41 AM

Well, at least it's good to know that Charlie's place is fine in the "offensive odor department" ... ;)
... it sure was very unselfish of you to volunteer to take on "that particular piece of wood" Al ... ::)
... sounds like a good reason to check to make sure that the windows weren't stickin' ... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
We all know that most calls "sound as good as they look" - thank goodness this one will certainly "sound better than it smells" ...  *poo*  *peep*
... makes me wonder if Jason & Lisa can come up with a "cedar lined holster" for ya' Mike ...
... can't wait to hear how much this one's gonna' cost good ol' Mr. P ... :o :o  ban

Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: jmck on June 09, 2010, 10:14:38 AM
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ???- sounds like a story that needs the details. I feel there is a good laugh here !!!  ???
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: Bulldogmikey on June 09, 2010, 10:30:24 AM
Bet it has to do with a piece of Apple Wood?????????
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: Dcoleinpa on June 09, 2010, 09:06:56 PM
 *poo* box!  Porter has always got to torture POOr Al
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: SS Custom Calls on June 09, 2010, 09:11:54 PM
*poo* box!  Porter has always got to torture POOr Al

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  It's a dirty job sometimes.  *aah*
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: jmck on June 10, 2010, 10:08:34 AM
Finally got all the details last night- ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO!!!
  I knew there was a great story here for sure !!!
  Al surely, you cannot believe that ole Porter didn't see an opportunity and JUMP right on it *dance*. I have never heard of that process of drying wood dude!!!
  SMELLS like it may have worked.
  I laughed to myself all night long just thinking about how mad your wife must have got as that smell permeated your entire house man !!  I bet you will not soon forget that gotcha!!!  I would for sure make sure all Porters packages were packed with that in mind !!! *up*
I just wander this morning as breakfeast is cooking --what AROMA in being smelled in the Shoemaker house  ROTFLMBO RkLu ROTFLMBO *dance* *aah* !!!
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: Bulldogmikey on June 10, 2010, 10:09:26 AM
But Al....The guy swears it won't smell when it's cut!!! I gotta admit when I heard how he "slow cured" the wood I was stunned. Eliminates the checks!!!!!


Mike
Title: Re: How to make your house smell like a dairy barn
Post by: SS Custom Calls on June 10, 2010, 10:18:57 AM
But Al....The guy swears it won't smell when it's cut!!! I gotta admit when I heard how he "slow cured" the wood I was stunned. Eliminates the checks!!!!!


Mike

 Well Mike, a few checks may not be a bad thing!!  *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*  Good thing me and my wife both grew up on a farm and was used to wadin' through the cow  *poo* !! She probably wouldn't have been so understandin!!!! She does now have some special peaunuts to pack Porters calls in from now on!   ;D  As far as the wood not smellin' when it's cut, well, maybe he should cut some in his basement!  *cheers*