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Title: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: Strut-N on June 03, 2010, 07:15:04 AM
Went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. 

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,

I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now, the dilemma was how to release the mocassin without getting bit.

So I grabbed my flask of Jim Beam and poured a bit of whiskey in the snake's mouth.

His eyes rolled back and he went limp.

I released him back into the lake and went on fishing.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: hoobilly on June 03, 2010, 07:22:29 AM
funny stuff  never ever heardit before!
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: Bulldogmikey on June 03, 2010, 07:25:40 AM
Oldie but still good! Although, even snakes shouldn't be a drinking, just saying!

Mike
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: Strut-N on June 03, 2010, 07:39:25 AM
Oldie but still good! Although, even snakes shouldn't be a drinking, just saying!

Mike

That's right Mike.....Not promoting it........And there aint nothing worse than a drunk snake........ ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: Bulldogmikey on June 03, 2010, 07:44:13 AM
Oldie but still good! Although, even snakes shouldn't be a drinking, just saying!

Mike

That's right Mike.....Not promoting it........And there aint nothing worse than a drunk snake........ ROTFLMBO


You got that right Scotty!! *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana*
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: 3CB on June 03, 2010, 08:13:48 AM
Going to try that out one day! Love to see a drunk snake.  *aah*
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: jmck on June 03, 2010, 09:37:32 AM
Drunk snakes are alot like drunk Birds(cosmo) !!~!!
Thats a great story-never heard it !!   ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: snoodslapper on June 03, 2010, 10:37:28 AM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/MHSF/1362207LMAO.gif) (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/MHSF/1362207LMAO.gif) (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/MHSF/1362207LMAO.gif)
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: GR8CALLS on June 03, 2010, 03:28:19 PM
Wonder if that will work on a Rattle Snake? Marinated Rattle Snake.........................that would be some good eating!  *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers*

This may be one for Preston's recipe book!


Bill
Title: Re: Old One.....But Still Funny!! Fishin'
Post by: Porter on June 03, 2010, 04:43:38 PM
Oh my...  no way I'd touch a cottonmouth!!!

M E A N