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General Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: GR8CALLS on April 20, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
go to China or Sri Lanka .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or
China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ..
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
Bill
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That, is cool! Not that I approve of that behavior or anything!!!! *aah* *aah* *aah*
Mike
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Spending it on prostitutes
*aah*
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Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day !
ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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Good post Bill I think I am going to spend mine on some American made Turkey Calls then I know the money went to good American people and in turn will put meat on the table. Just my idea of sparking the American economy.
Jon
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Good post Bill I think I am going to spend mine on some American made Turkey Calls then I know the money went to good American people and in turn will put meat on the table. Just my idea of sparking the American economy.
Jon
USA USA USA USA *up* *up* RkLu RkLu *cheers*
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Good post Bill I think I am going to spend mine on some American made Turkey Calls then I know the money went to good American people and in turn will put meat on the table. Just my idea of sparking the American economy.
Jon
Jon,
I like the way you think..... *up*
So can I borrow some $$$ till my stimulus check shows up? ROTFLMBO
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I'm going to spend mine on AMMO that way I can give it back to them with interest when they come and try to take my guns!! >!!
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Good post Bill I think I am going to spend mine on some American made Turkey Calls then I know the money went to good American people and in turn will put meat on the table. Just my idea of sparking the American economy.
Jon
Jon,
I like the way you think..... *up*
So can I borrow some $$$ till my stimulus check shows up? ROTFLMBO
Any time Zips.
Jon
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I'm going to spend mine on AMMO that way I can give it back to them with interest when they come and try to take my guns!! >!!
*up* *up*
Todd
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Bill, Thanks for the suggestion. Yeee Haaa, I'm on my way!
Do you think I can get a prostitute over 60? *dance*
The Geezer
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Hey Bill, I think I'll spend mine on IVORY!!!! *aah* *aah* RkLu RkLu
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Bill, Thanks for the suggestion. Yeee Haaa, I'm on my way!
Do you think I can get a prostitute over 60? *dance*
The Geezer
Now that's a thought I could have done without *aah*
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Good post Bill I think I am going to spend mine on some American made Turkey Calls then I know the money went to good American people and in turn will put meat on the table. Just my idea of sparking the American economy.
Jon
AMEN! *up*