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Kitchen Sink => The Funny Place => Topic started by: BKA on April 18, 2010, 09:22:52 AM

Title: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: BKA on April 18, 2010, 09:22:52 AM

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said,  *cry*"This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. *prayer* What did you think I said?"

Brian

Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: turkey stew on April 18, 2010, 05:31:40 PM

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Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: HelsbysCustomCalls on April 18, 2010, 06:54:59 PM

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Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: Bulldogmikey on April 18, 2010, 08:06:51 PM

"Re: Obama goes to heaven"    ???????????????????? 

Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: B-Ready on April 19, 2010, 08:03:31 AM

 *aah* Smack him for ME to.......  *cheers*

Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: GR8CALLS on April 20, 2010, 10:53:30 AM

Make that 73 VIRGINIANS.......but not just yet!  LMBO!

Bill

Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: BigTomsCalls on April 20, 2010, 05:21:28 PM

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Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: RioWrecker on April 23, 2010, 06:04:55 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Obama goes to heaven
Post by: Porter on May 12, 2010, 09:16:53 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO