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Title: Illegal duck
Post by: HelsbysCustomCalls on March 30, 2010, 11:11:38 AM

A hunter had had a fairly successful morning hunting ducks, when he was approached by a game warden.
The game warden says " I see you got a few, can i see them?"
the hunter says "sure help yourself!"
the game warden picks up a mallard licks his finger and stuffs it up the ducks butt.
Pulling it out he takes a sniff, and says "this duck is from northern ontario, so your ok"
The hunter was shocked! He says "what does that have to do with anything?!"
The game warden explained that it's illegal to shoot  ducks from Manitoba, and he is trained to tell the difference.
He picks up a wood duck, and repeats the process.... "this woodie is from Quebec, so your ok"
Picking up the last duck, he says "Sorry, this ones from Winnipeg, I'm going to have to fine you $5000"
"Whats your name, and where are you from?"

The hunter drops his pants, and says " For $5000 you tell ME!!!!"

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: thundrchikin on March 30, 2010, 12:39:52 PM

That's funny stuff! *aah*

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: BigTomsCalls on March 30, 2010, 01:09:31 PM

 *aah* *aah* *aah*

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: Shadetree Callers on March 30, 2010, 11:10:06 PM

Made me blush. *aah*

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: SS Custom Calls on March 31, 2010, 04:09:51 PM

 *aah* *aah*

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: letinmfly on March 31, 2010, 04:23:58 PM

 *wha*  *aah* *aah*

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: turkey stew on April 02, 2010, 08:44:56 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO The Canuck DNR  knows how to make their hunters take it up the hiney! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: Porter on April 02, 2010, 08:08:44 PM

 ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: B-Ready on April 07, 2010, 10:08:18 PM

 ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: trb136 on May 25, 2010, 02:27:44 PM

Richard..I promise you I have never done that!!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Illegal duck
Post by: RioWrecker on May 30, 2010, 09:26:12 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO