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Title: Senior Health Care....................
Post by: GR8CALLS on March 29, 2010, 08:40:48 PM

Senior health care solution--according to Maxine

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Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. 

You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. 

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison

where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! 

New teeth, no problem.

Need glasses, great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?

All covered.

(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now)

 

 

And who will be paying for all of this?

 

The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. 

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

 
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!!

Title: Re: Senior Health Care....................
Post by: Bulldogmikey on March 29, 2010, 09:07:04 PM

It is bad when truth is funny! Awesome Bill!

Mike

Title: Re: Senior Health Care....................
Post by: BigTomsCalls on March 30, 2010, 08:21:44 AM

Ain't that the truth!!! *cry*

Title: Re: Senior Health Care....................
Post by: Porter on April 02, 2010, 08:06:19 PM

Oh my...  funny but extremely real!

Title: Re: Senior Health Care....................
Post by: turkey stew on April 18, 2010, 05:35:06 PM

Quote from: BigTomsCalls on March 30, 2010, 08:21:44 AM

Ain't that the truth!!! *cry*
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