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Title: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
Post by: GR8CALLS on March 03, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.....Do you want a bed
near the window?"

Bill
Title: Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
Post by: Bulldogmikey on March 03, 2010, 04:21:45 PM
That is good Bill!

Mike
Title: Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
Post by: BigTomsCalls on March 03, 2010, 05:35:25 PM
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Title: Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
Post by: Porter on March 04, 2010, 12:18:24 PM
Oh my... that's funny!!
Title: Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
Post by: B-Ready on March 07, 2010, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Porter on March 04, 2010, 12:18:24 PM
Oh my... that's funny!!
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Title: Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
Post by: turkey stew on March 29, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
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