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General Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: Blackfalcon on February 15, 2010, 10:23:27 AM

Title: An excellent boss!!
Post by: Blackfalcon on February 15, 2010, 10:23:27 AM: A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss. USA

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars & have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, so I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

THE BOSS
Title: Re: An excellent boss!!
Post by: Bulldogmikey on February 15, 2010, 10:26:16 AM: That is one way to do it AND BE FAIR! Just hope none of them have bought a used car with the bumper sticker and hadn't had time to remove it!

Mike
Title: Re: An excellent boss!!
Post by: letinmfly on February 15, 2010, 10:26:21 AM: AMEN!!! USA
Title: Re: An excellent boss!!
Post by: AlanKrow on February 15, 2010, 10:30:10 AM: Quote from: letinmfly on February 15, 2010, 10:26:21 AM
AMEN!!! USA
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Post by: augiedog55 on February 15, 2010, 07:10:52 PM: YES USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Post by: turkey stew on February 15, 2010, 07:13:18 PM: Quote from: letinmfly on February 15, 2010, 10:26:21 AM
AMEN!!! USA
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Title: Re: An excellent boss!!
Post by: Shadetree Callers on February 15, 2010, 10:59:18 PM: That is a good way to do it!! I hate to see those #$%$## Obama stickers anyway. Do you think these people are still expecting change? Time to scratch those stickers off and accept the fact that he swindled them!!
Title: Re: An excellent boss!!
Post by: Yelpy on February 16, 2010, 02:57:05 PM: Quote from: letinmfly on February 15, 2010, 10:26:21 AM
AMEN!!! USA

USA USA USA USA
Title: Re: An excellent boss!!
Post by: wiltznucs on February 16, 2010, 07:37:10 PM: Its a funny read, but obviously a farce. Could you imagine the magnitude of the lawsuit "the Boss" would face for such an act?