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Title: DANG Fine Explanation
Post by: letinmfly on February 03, 2010, 08:47:29 AM

I received this in an email today and thought I would share.  ;D


The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
       
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children!  I'm leaving you.. I want a divorce right away!'
       
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
       
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
Car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..
       
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
       
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
       
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
       
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
Don't wear because you say they are too tight.
       
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
       
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
       
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
 
 
 
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

 

 

 
 
 
 
 


 


 
 
   
 

Title: Re: DANG Fine Explanation
Post by: Porter on February 03, 2010, 12:22:38 PM

 ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: DANG Fine Explanation
Post by: GR8CALLS on February 03, 2010, 02:02:35 PM

....................and as she shot him between the eyes!!  *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *stu* *stu* *stu* *stu* *wha* *fall* *fall*

Bill

Title: Re: DANG Fine Explanation
Post by: SS Josh on February 03, 2010, 02:03:50 PM

 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: DANG Fine Explanation
Post by: turkey stew on February 05, 2010, 08:21:42 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: DANG Fine Explanation
Post by: longbeardfever4ever on February 05, 2010, 08:45:39 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SHE GOT OWNED!!   *aah*  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: DANG Fine Explanation
Post by: B-Ready on February 05, 2010, 10:03:49 PM

 *bannana* ROTFLMBO *cool*