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Title: GREAT READ
Post by: strutnrut on April 05, 2016, 08:23:52 AM

I seen this on a comment section about Trump.  *aah*

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

 Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking  ticket. I said to him “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

 The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'.

 I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: B-Ready on April 05, 2016, 08:34:19 AM

 *aah* That's funny !!  ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: GR8CALLS on April 05, 2016, 11:27:17 AM

 RkLu RkLu RkLu RkLu ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *up* *up* *up*

Nice one Richard!

Bill

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: Nsselle on April 05, 2016, 01:37:42 PM

LOL!

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: Mmcdonald on April 05, 2016, 01:38:55 PM

 *up* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *up*

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: Porter on April 05, 2016, 05:35:32 PM

Hahahahahahaha...

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: Will on April 05, 2016, 11:45:59 PM

I love it!!!!

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: Thunderchicken on April 06, 2016, 10:55:12 AM

That is HILLArious! *lol*

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: doublespurs21 on April 06, 2016, 06:56:42 PM

 *lol* *lol*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, nice

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: M Sharpe on April 06, 2016, 07:59:04 PM

That is fuuunay!!!

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: AlanKrow on April 07, 2016, 01:56:40 PM

 *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: GREAT READ
Post by: triune on April 07, 2016, 08:07:49 PM

Now that is funny right there.