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Title: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: letinmfly on August 31, 2009, 08:38:27 PM

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.





He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his.



Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "

He swallowed hard.
 Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
 asked,
 "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from
my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
 Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
stamina is the
Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I
don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me
Bubba."

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: CCCalls on August 31, 2009, 08:42:44 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: SS Josh on August 31, 2009, 08:44:27 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *aah* *aah*

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: hunter22 on August 31, 2009, 09:07:15 PM

good one, Lou.

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: bowrebel on August 31, 2009, 09:10:03 PM

 *aah* *aah* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: Porter on August 31, 2009, 10:06:22 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: Turkeybuster on September 01, 2009, 09:08:36 AM

 *up* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: Drum817 on September 01, 2009, 10:52:43 AM

 *aah*  *cool* *cool* *cool*  *aah*

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: Gitzit69 on September 02, 2009, 01:55:33 PM

 *up* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: deacon on September 04, 2009, 10:03:50 PM

Now that's a goodern!!! *aah*

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: harmonden on September 05, 2009, 01:29:59 AM

i resemble that thar remark................................. ;D

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: Brad C. on September 05, 2009, 01:53:52 AM

 *up* *cheers*

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: turkey stew on September 07, 2009, 09:33:21 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *cheers*

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: AlanKrow on September 08, 2009, 03:38:39 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *cheers*

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 22, 2009, 04:58:52 AM

No comment! *prayer*

Title: Re: Nymphomaniac Convention
Post by: Shadowturkeycaller on September 22, 2009, 03:15:50 PM

 ROTFLMBO


Good one!!