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General Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: GR8CALLS on December 16, 2013, 05:31:47 PM

Title: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: GR8CALLS on December 16, 2013, 05:31:47 PM
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,


 

I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's a__ anymore.


 

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.


 

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.


 

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while


 

A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.


 

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.


 

Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.



Bill
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: BOB_HARWELL on December 16, 2013, 06:32:50 PM
 Me 2. I'm a few years older than you, but, I don't look it. Have you tried Duck Dynasty Wine?

Bob
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: GR8CALLS on December 16, 2013, 09:34:48 PM
No, Bob, I have not tried their wine. Is it any good?  *peep* *peep* *peep*

Bill
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: BOB_HARWELL on December 16, 2013, 11:14:29 PM
 All wine, to me, taste like K-1 kerosene, DDW taste worse. Your semi-yankee, un-sweet tea, taste buds may like it.   *lol*   *peep*

Bob
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: B-Ready on December 17, 2013, 09:56:33 AM
That's funny!!  ;D
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: GR8CALLS on December 17, 2013, 01:28:58 PM
All wine, to me, taste like K-1 kerosene, DDW taste worse. Your semi-yankee, un-sweet tea, taste buds may like it.   *lol*   *peep*

Bob

Semi-yankee??? I think you are drinking some of that DD wine, after all!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: BOB_HARWELL on December 17, 2013, 04:44:26 PM
 Bill, To tell the truth, the Duck Dynasty Wine taste like the gallon of stuff you have to drink for a colonoscopy prep.   *lol*   ROTFLMBO   ROTFLMBO   ROTFLMBO

Bob
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: GR8CALLS on December 17, 2013, 04:47:33 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Thanks for being honest.....Bob!  *up* *up* *up*

Bill
Title: Re: Share a few thoughts.......
Post by: boxcaller on December 18, 2013, 08:44:32 AM
that's hilarious!!!!!