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Title: How to piss your wife off
Post by: Porter on September 23, 2013, 04:27:21 PM
Book a Kansas fall hunting trip during her birthday with your best friend that she cannot stand.  Oh I didn't forget her birthday, just didn't ask for permission.  I didn't think it would be THAT BIG OF A DEAL  *peep*

Needless to say, I showed her who was boss and quickly rescheduled the trip to make it WAY more convenient for me!!!

Yeah I completely stood my ground this time  *cry* 
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: jmck on September 23, 2013, 04:33:58 PM
the NEXT communication you are going to get from the wifer....
is from....
HER ATTORNEY dude   *wha*
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: B-Ready on September 23, 2013, 04:48:15 PM
Cheaper to keep her... *peep*... At least that's my case. *up*
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: Shadetree Callers on September 23, 2013, 05:08:58 PM
Thats funny stuff right there !
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: drenalinld on September 23, 2013, 05:12:12 PM
Been there done that
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: strutnrut on September 23, 2013, 05:26:52 PM
You ain't careful you will be having hallway sex.   >!! Where she walks by in the hallway an say _ -_- _ You.  ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: firedup on September 23, 2013, 07:32:07 PM
Mike, its all about training.  It takes a while. With puppies, kids....and wife's.  They are usually not gonna git it first time.  Ya just gotta struggle thru it.  After you have missed a few birthdays and anniversaries AND there is some adjustment time....its really not so bad.  ;)
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: Mjc21706 on September 23, 2013, 08:01:56 PM
Richard my stomach hurts like h/ll from your post that's good stuff  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: M Sharpe on September 24, 2013, 03:30:38 PM
Porter, been there, done that!!! My first wife and I were suppose to go out and celebrate our anniversary on a Saturday night, which was during turkey season. But, I went hunting with a buddy of mine. I killed a turkey earlier that afternoon. So we decided it was too early to call it quits. We went to another spot and got tied up with a couple of poachers. By the time the GW got there it was well after dark. I forgot all about our going out. You can imagine what I walked into about 9:00 that night. Her sitting there ready to go out....and I come dragging in. Needless to say, she didn't ask how our day went. At least she didn't have a problem with me going back hunting the next day...............


Mark
Title: Re: How to piss your wife off
Post by: muddpuppi on September 28, 2013, 04:57:17 AM
Mark that might explain the ex in front of wife...lol...