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Title: Morris
Post by: Blackfalcon on August 21, 2013, 07:57:07 AM

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm



A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'



Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''


The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

Title: Re: Morris
Post by: Old Timer53 on August 21, 2013, 02:05:32 PM

Now that's .......FUNNY !
 *up*

Title: Re: Morris
Post by: B-Ready on August 21, 2013, 02:28:10 PM

 *aah*  *up*

Title: Re: Morris
Post by: Skeeter on August 21, 2013, 05:56:31 PM

O - BOY   *cheers*