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All Hunting => Spring Turkey Hunting => Topic started by: turkeyholiness on October 24, 2009, 11:06:40 AM

Title: I am the greatest
Post by: turkeyholiness on October 24, 2009, 11:06:40 AM
No one can touch me in the woods.  I build my own calls, I build my own arrows and shoot my own bows...  everyone else is a follower and I am a creator!!!

Catch me if you can!  I harvested 25 birds last Spring and look to do more than that this year!!!  Birds watch out !!!
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: MrGobbler on October 24, 2009, 11:11:40 AM
Bring On The Pics..... *peep*
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: drabndouble on October 24, 2009, 11:27:26 AM
No one can touch me in the woods.  I build my own calls, I build my own arrows and shoot my own bows...  everyone else is a follower and I am a creator!!!

Catch me if you can!  I harvested 25 birds last Spring and look to do more than that this year!!!  Birds watch out !!!

You ain't backward about being a braggart are ya ?
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: ronmexico on October 24, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
this is a fact, nobody can touch his skills.  he can do things that even chuck norris can't.   
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: Porter on October 24, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
this is a fact, nobody can touch his skills.  he can do things that even chuck norris can't.   

I don't know.. he did say he used a bow... pretty sure Ole Chuck would just round house kick them in the face...

Now let's see some pics?  I bet you built your own camera too!!!  *peep*
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: turkeyholiness on October 24, 2009, 01:05:59 PM
No one can touch me in the woods.  I build my own calls, I build my own arrows and shoot my own bows...  everyone else is a follower and I am a creator!!!

Catch me if you can!  I harvested 25 birds last Spring and look to do more than that this year!!!  Birds watch out !!!

You ain't backward about being a braggart are ya ?

When you are the greatest, no need to be shy!!!  That's my philosophy!!!  I'm shooting for 40 this Spring!  Wham, Bam, Slam...  one by one they will fall!
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: letinmfly on October 24, 2009, 01:14:03 PM
I figured Muhumad Ali joined our ranks with the title of this thread. *wha*
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: Porter on October 24, 2009, 01:35:31 PM
I figured Muhumad Ali joined our ranks with the title of this thread. *wha*

Yeah but at least Muhumad could back his statements up ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: MKW on October 24, 2009, 01:42:29 PM
No one can touch me in the woods.  I build my own calls, I build my own arrows and shoot my own bows...  everyone else is a follower and I am a creator!!!

Catch me if you can!  I harvested 25 birds last Spring and look to do more than that this year!!!  Birds watch out !!!

I like you already!! *up*

Mike
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: superstrutter on October 24, 2009, 05:54:56 PM
I didn't know Tred Barta was on this sight! *aah*
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: Bulldogmikey on October 24, 2009, 06:16:08 PM
Obama has joined OR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MRM
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: doublebeard on October 24, 2009, 06:23:20 PM
Don't downgrade Obama like that!!! Seriously this guy has little man complex.. LOL
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: turkeyholiness on October 24, 2009, 07:33:17 PM
Don't downgrade Obama like that!!! Seriously this guy has little man complex.. LOL

Jealousy always sits in where I call home!  No one can catch me!  I am one mean hunting machine!  I'll be in Alaska this year to prove turkeys are really there!!!!

Obama could hunt with me any day!  I doubt he could "keep" up with me though!
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: charlieparrish on October 24, 2009, 07:56:27 PM
 * hi *   ???  WTF  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO...thanks for the laugh...now go away
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: Gitzit69 on October 25, 2009, 09:31:39 AM
* hi *   ???  WTF  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO...thanks for the laugh...now go

Do you smell what I smell ? *poo* *poo* *poo* *poo*
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: GR8CALLS on October 25, 2009, 10:42:45 AM
 You have a long way to go to beat Frank Cox!  :trick: :trick: :trick:


While you are in Alaska................try the Grizzly Bear atrificial insemination program................ ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: ronmexico on October 25, 2009, 11:15:13 AM
You have a long way to go to beat Frank Cox!  :trick: :trick: :trick:


While you are in Alaska................try the Grizzly Bear atrificial insemination program................ ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill

 ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: letinmfly on October 25, 2009, 11:25:40 AM
You have a long way to go to beat Frank Cox!  :trick: :trick: :trick:


While you are in Alaska................try the Grizzly Bear atrificial insemination program................ ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill

Bill,

Are you insinuating that he inseminate the bear or that the bear inseminate him? :o ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: GR8CALLS on October 25, 2009, 03:38:46 PM
No.....he needs to do the inseminating...............the later mould be an insult to the bear... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: drabndouble on October 25, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
No one can touch me in the woods.  I build my own calls, I build my own arrows and shoot my own bows...  everyone else is a follower and I am a creator!!!

Catch me if you can!  I harvested 25 birds last Spring and look to do more than that this year!!!  Birds watch out !!!


WHERE DID THE boy GO ? THE boy THAT MADE SUCH A BLASPHEMOUS STATEMENT >!!
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: superstrutter on October 27, 2009, 05:51:57 PM
I think he sneaks up behind them and grabs them by the neck, that's how he kills these birds!!! *aah* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: I am the greatest
Post by: BD1 on December 05, 2009, 07:05:54 PM
 *bowing*