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Turkey Contests => Turkey Contest 2013 => Topic started by: West Augusta on February 19, 2013, 04:59:34 PM

Title: Brent (Not Ready) Stoner
Post by: West Augusta on February 19, 2013, 04:59:34 PM
After lengthy and sometimes heated negotiations between the Osage Roost SWAT and the Underwears, a deal has been made. We have decided  *lol*
(Thankfully) to release you from your contract for the sum of one out of tune left handed long box, a cracked glass pot and three of last years mouth calls used by the night shift waitress at IHOP. You know her, the one that dips Copenhagen? *lol*
The ONLY stipulation is that you do no better for them than you did for us. *lol*
Title: Re: Brent (Not Ready) Stoner
Post by: jmck on February 19, 2013, 09:13:00 PM
aaaaaaaw--Steve
thats great  *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing*
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
rumor had it----that Brent had a "STRING" hanging from his posterior on the way to Music City  *peep* *peep* *peep*
Title: Re: Brent (Not Ready) Stoner
Post by: fklll on February 20, 2013, 10:25:42 PM
Jeff, How in the world did we pick up Stoner. I hope that our trade works better for us than the trade the Lakers made this year.  *aah* I think Ol Stoner should have to make all of us a call to let him join our team!  *up*
Title: Re: Brent (Not Ready) Stoner
Post by: gbblr-killer on February 21, 2013, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: fklll on February 20, 2013, 10:25:42 PM
Jeff, How in the world did we pick up Stoner. I hope that our trade works better for us than the trade the Lakers made this year.  *aah* I think Ol Stoner should have to make all of us a call to let him join our team!  *up*

HE SHOULD HAVE TO MAKE US SOME!!  THE NAME BENEDICT COMES TO MIND......  *lol*
Title: Re: Brent (Not Ready) Stoner
Post by: PA Boxcall on February 21, 2013, 08:06:42 PM
Not Ready better beware...Shakespeare once wrote "those that are betrayed do feel the treason sharply, yet the traitor stands in worse case of woe.”

He has no idea that the Underwears are gonna make him have to wear their team colors.......



(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/paboxcall/turkpants.jpg)



 *bannana* *bannana*
Title: Re: Brent (Not Ready) Stoner
Post by: gbblr-killer on February 21, 2013, 09:53:36 PM
 ROTFLMBO
Quote from: paboxcall on February 21, 2013, 08:06:42 PM
Not Ready better beware...Shakespeare once wrote "those that are betrayed do feel the treason sharply, yet the traitor stands in worse case of woe.”

He has no idea that the Underwears are gonna make him have to wear their team colors.......



(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/paboxcall/turkpants.jpg)



 *bannana* *bannana*

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Brent (Not Ready) Stoner
Post by: Joe Dirt on February 24, 2013, 09:37:25 PM
is he gonna have to wear those in the woods too? hope ya don't get shot Stoner