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General Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: GR8CALLS on October 06, 2009, 02:34:42 PM

Title: Traffic Jam...........
Post by: GR8CALLS on October 06, 2009, 02:34:42 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

Nothing is Moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the
hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton.

They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.  Otherwise, they are going to
Douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.  We are going from car to
car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?



'About a gallon.'    *aah* *aah* *aah* *cheers*


Bill

Title: Re: Traffic Jam...........
Post by: silentk on October 06, 2009, 02:36:03 PM

 *up*

Title: Re: Traffic Jam...........
Post by: SS Custom Calls on October 06, 2009, 02:44:25 PM

 RkLu

Title: Re: Traffic Jam...........
Post by: Dcoleinpa on October 06, 2009, 02:45:32 PM

 :)

Title: Re: Traffic Jam...........
Post by: Bulldogmikey on October 06, 2009, 02:45:51 PM

That is freaking awesome!

Mike

Title: Re: Traffic Jam...........
Post by: Turkeybuster on October 06, 2009, 03:23:59 PM

 *up*  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO