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Title: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: drenalinld on June 13, 2012, 10:14:28 AM
I had to share this story with you guys. Last Thursday night I was at home trying to take care of my wife who was sick as well as a 4 yr old daughter who was also sick and a 14 month old daughter who was feeling great! I was cooking some supper and getting a ton of calls from work because we were having a ton of problems. I was more than a little stressed. *lol*

My boss calls me at home and tells me someone called our company hotline that afternoon and gave them my tag number and reported me doing something wrong in my company truck. He could not tell about the report but informed me I had to meet with HR the next morning. I was sweating all night trying to figure out what I may have done. I didn't remember cutting anyone off or running any red lights???

Friday morning I sat down with the HR lady and my boss. She read me the report. "The driver of this truck was smoking a crack pipe on Harkrider St in Conway! I know it was a crack pipe because it was too long to be a tobacco pipe"!! At first it did not dawn on me what was going on. I responded, "I have never done drugs of any type and any drug test you want to give me will substantiate that". Then my boss asked me about turkey calls or duck calls and it clicked. I went out to my truck and retrieved the "crack pipe" to show them. A Dave Constantine hunter grade trumpet yelper that always hangs on my rear view mirror. I was playing it at the stop light while waiting to get on the freeway.

I admit it, I am addicted to turkey calls!!! Due diligence required that I take that drug test. Does anyone know of a 12 step program for a junkie like me???
Title: Re: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: hunter62 on June 13, 2012, 10:17:16 AM
 You need to switch to a long box and find that program  *lol*
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Post by: jmck on June 13, 2012, 10:26:59 AM
that was CREATIVE THINKING ON YOUR FEET FOR SURE...... ;D
There are a bunch of us that could happen to -----right Whitt !!!!
And like you, nost of us--it wouldnt click when put on the spot about what we were really doing..... *lol*
You can get help though...I think you have the addiction dude ---- ROTFLMBO
Glad it worked out for ya though---it would tighten anyone up---
Title: Re: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: drenalinld on June 13, 2012, 10:28:13 AM
You need to switch to a long box and find that program  *lol*

There is no telling what I might be accused of running a long box...... *lol*
Title: Re: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: West Augusta on June 13, 2012, 10:52:12 AM
Guilty  ::) *lol*
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Post by: jmck on June 13, 2012, 12:39:18 PM
THAT MAY GET YA A death SENTENCE  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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Post by: GR8CALLS on June 13, 2012, 01:39:11 PM
 Like I told Whitt, put that trumpet in a sub roll and they won't even think twice!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill
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Post by: Turkeybuster on June 13, 2012, 02:12:15 PM
LMBO *aah* My trumpet just got a new name "THE CRACK PIPE".

Jon
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Post by: Wingboneman on June 13, 2012, 02:46:49 PM
 ROTFLMBO  ROTFLMBO
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Post by: professorwingbone on June 13, 2012, 03:33:19 PM
That is quite a story and I can see it happening! Once had a guy, looked really rough and high, do a doubletake when walking past my booth. He came back, looked at the wingbones on display and said "Hey dude, what are those things?" The guy set up beside me about split a gut laughing. He informed me that the guy thought I was running a "Head Shop".

Fred
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Post by: boxcaller on June 13, 2012, 05:31:35 PM
....just tell 'em " I won't do that anymore,..i will stick with my Pot calls".
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Post by: West Augusta on June 13, 2012, 05:49:57 PM
 
....just tell 'em " I won't do that anymore,..i will stick with my Pot calls".

ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: professorwingbone on June 13, 2012, 08:42:12 PM
....just tell 'em " I won't do that anymore,..i will stick with my Pot calls".


Good one!  *up*
Title: Re: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: drenalinld on June 13, 2012, 10:12:10 PM
....just tell 'em " I won't do that anymore,..i will stick with my Pot calls".


Good one!  *up*

It took me a while to figure this out! *lol*

You guys from the 60's were all over it! *lol* *lol*
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Post by: TomFoolery on June 13, 2012, 10:35:50 PM
That is the funniest thing I've heard all week! Thanks for sharing... Needed a good laugh.
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Post by: Turkeycaller on June 14, 2012, 05:41:11 PM
That explains all the strange looks I get when I go into a convience store during turkey season with a trumpet hanging from my neck.
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Post by: VGJ5 on June 15, 2012, 09:44:15 AM
That just made my week!  Absolutely hilarious!

....just tell 'em " I won't do that anymore,..i will stick with my Pot calls".


Yeah, just tell them you'll stick with the Pot.  Wait . . . don't phrase it like that,  *lol*.
Title: Re: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: hunter62 on June 15, 2012, 01:01:07 PM
I had someone ask one time in Walmart if my grandfathers ashes where in there  ???
Title: Re: put the crack pipe down!!!!!
Post by: VGJ5 on June 15, 2012, 03:13:48 PM
I had someone ask one time in Walmart if my grandfathers ashes where in there  ???

People are strange . . .