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Title: Getting older..........
Post by: GR8CALLS on June 12, 2012, 01:16:58 PM
.............is like a roll of toilet paper. The further down the roll you get the faster it goes!   *peep* *peep* *peep*

Bill
Title: Re: Getting older..........
Post by: Shadetree Callers on June 12, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
Aint that the truth Bill ! I can remember when i was a boy , how i would gauge the year's progression by whatever was the next event . Just couldn't wait til summer break , then anticipated my next birthday with expectations of what I might get.  And of course, what kid doesn't eagerly await the next Christmas morning around the tree? But nowadays, life passes us by so fast that its hard to enjoy it! At this point in my life , birthdays and holidays can take as long as they want to get here, because I aint waiting on em anymore !! I walk slower , drive slower and try to take in all I can. ;)
Title: Re: Getting older..........
Post by: Zumer on September 12, 2012, 05:35:41 PM
Aint that the truth Bill ! I can remember when i was a boy , how i would gauge the year's progression by whatever was the next event . Just couldn't wait til summer break , then anticipated my next birthday with expectations of what I might get.  And of course, what kid doesn't eagerly await the next Christmas morning around the tree? But nowadays, life passes us by so fast that its hard to enjoy it! At this point in my life , birthdays and holidays can take as long as they want to get here, because I aint waiting on em anymore !! I walk slower , drive slower and try to take in all I can. ;)

Bob,

     Release the parking brake....

     Put new wheels on your walker....

    Walkers game ears are on special at MIDWAY this month....

     Corrective lenses will really clear things up for you...

     Walmart handles DEPends for those ut-oh moments....

     Learn to trust your GPS...at your age, it's one huge help to remember where you live and how to get there...