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Life of Porter's
« on: January 17, 2012, 09:03:02 PM »
First off I've apologized millions of times, but work is slowly degrading me...  I've been averaging 95 to 100 hours a week the last 3 weeks.  Went 3 weeks without seeing the boy and it sucked (sorry for the harsh words). 

I did a major overhaul of the Universities infrastructure.  We've replaced 23 buildings network gear and getting ready to roll out the latest VoIP from Cisco.  I'm hoping I will not have to deal with that much, but I know I will...

About a week ago, I started having health issues with stress and my left knee about to go out from many years of basketball.  I was informed surgery for the knee and hospital stay for the stress... or I have one other option.  They highly recommended hot yoga.  That perked my interest as one of my favorite coaches at work just started hot yoga.  She said it was awesome and I should join her...  of course I did (yes she is cute.. but a good friend of mine).  I got there and those girls are rocking that go in there... me not so rocking...

but you know the view was good and it wasn't too bad.   I hate heat but I worked my way through it.  I found my inner peace and had a great view to remind me... 

Rumor was that ole Darleen and Ed were thinking of joining me, but when I told them we had to do the splits, they backed off...  Ole McKamey said he wasn't afraid and he was a ladies man... I told him he'd be sweating like a dog looking like a bigfoot with all his hair... 

Third session didn't go so well as I darn near passed out and I believe my days of hot yoga are over and I'll go back to bball only... 

As for other things, no more big diesel truck.  Hated to see her go, but I moved on to a more fuel efficient vehicle!

I miss everything on here and hope some normalcy will come back to me... 

Look at this.. no mistakes :)  I've been working on that!  Don't worry though.. just took some night time meds and about 20 minutes, I'll be rocking and rolling!!!

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 09:10:34 PM »
       ............................   STAND BY.........................
the PORTER'isms will begin in about 20 minutes...........
this should be good  ;D....like the good ole days  RkLu

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 09:11:50 PM »
I think I should start taking these meds during the day... people might like me more!!!

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 10:30:44 PM »
"I believe my days of hot yoga are over and I'll go back to bball only... "

YOU MEAN YOU ARE GIVIN UP ON VOLLEYBALL??????? *lol*

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 05:41:40 AM »
"I believe my days of hot yoga are over and I'll go back to bball only... "

YOU MEAN YOU ARE GIVIN UP ON VOLLEYBALL??????? *lol*


Well "she" starts working again today...  so I'm sure I'll throw in some mighty fine trash talk to force myself to play again.  It's hard taking one for the team.. spandex, cute girls...  that puts a smile on my face!!  :)

You guys still haven't seen a pic of my lil redhead that works for me :P

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 05:51:50 AM »
Where is the pictures of the new redhead??  ::) :P Quit holding out Porter!!

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 06:46:04 AM »
Hmmmmm...Lets see...All this smack talk on me about my Nashville forms from Porter.....Lots of incriminating evidence on these threads about Hot Yoga and Redheads.... ROTFLMBO  Sure would hate for the wrong person to see that.... ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2012, 07:10:50 AM »
Sounds like you are a prime canidate for an Eminence road trip.. Thats should get you headed in the right direction and you can find some inner peace *lol*
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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2012, 09:47:07 AM »
Dr Bruce...
ya better take control of this fast....
before Bullock lets the cat out of the bag on poor ole Porter!!!
That could be deadly !! ;D

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 10:30:18 AM »
Now Porter, why did you throw Ed and myself in this? We haven't done anything to you....yet *prayer*

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 12:53:08 PM »
join in Daryl........
He's a  E  A  S  Y   target   *peep*

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 01:05:19 PM »
You guys still haven't seen a pic of my lil redhead that works for me :P


Porter,

           Lil redhead.......Ya mean the 6' 2" 240 lb.'er that wrestles heavyweight on the varsity team  ??    *lol*

          You'd better be good to her...She'll crush you like a grape...& you thought the volleyball girly girls were tough on you....Huh!!!
  Prostaff member of the Wife's Honey-Do list...

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Re: Life of Porter's
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2012, 09:29:42 PM »
You guys still haven't seen a pic of my lil redhead that works for me :P


Porter,

           Lil redhead.......Ya mean the 6' 2" 240 lb.'er that wrestles heavyweight on the varsity team  ??    *lol*

          You'd better be good to her...She'll crush you like a grape...& you thought the volleyball girly girls were tough on you....Huh!!!


Zumer... I'm not sure why I'm a gluton for punishment.. .but I added a 4'10" sweet brunette too...  I think it's all the work hours I'm having to put in...  I have stepping stones in my office now.. 4'10, 5'2 and then a 6'1" athlete...  too bad I'm not around to see them much...