I preface this by saying this was sent to me by Jeff McKamey.....

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to
>jump off a bridge so they stopped.
>
>The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
>doing?"
>"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
>
>While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
>opportunity so he asked...
>"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
>
>So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
>
>After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
>ever had.
> That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
>Why are you committing suicide?"
>
>"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Bill