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Offline J.L. Erb

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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2011, 05:32:18 PM »
Dear Lord.....
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2011, 07:10:07 PM »
So, when does this massacre take place? Anybody heard from Porter today. Can he still move his fingers to type? *stu*
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2011, 07:35:28 PM »
Well I got lucky today... well sort of...  I got a major wrist injury...  Kind of sucks, but kept me out of volleyball, but I got fouled really really hard in basketball... by another girl....  Lord I have to stay away from the women.

So we have decided we will play one day next week.  I've also been challenged to a paintball game in the office.  This is going to be fun!

Lots of ice on my wrist right now :(
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2011, 10:03:55 PM »
Hey Mike are you faking injury so you won't get whooped one on four in volleyball ? *lol*
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2011, 10:37:58 PM »
Bob, I think he would've come rolling in in a wheelchair with his arm in a sling, a bandage on his head, with his leg in a cast and up on a splint board with some kind of tale of getting beat down by a gang of thugs after chasing some guy down for stealing a little old lady's purse if that's what it took to get out of this spanking.  *fall*

Can't say as I blame him. The humiliation is gonna follow him for years and carry a stench.
 *lol* *lol* *lol*
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2011, 10:56:03 PM »
PORTER, my moma told me to always let the girls win....... dude i am sorry but ya..... gotta lose, just find a way to maintain your man card..... take one (again) for the team, and figure away to hold your head up, or dont listen to me and get all nbruised up again,,,,, *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2011, 12:07:53 AM »
Quote from: gbblr-killer on June 17, 2011, 10:56:03 PM
PORTER, my moma told me to always let the girls win....... dude i am sorry but ya..... gotta lose, just find a way to maintain your man card..... take one (again) for the team, and figure away to hold your head up, or dont listen to me and get all nbruised up again,,,,, *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

I see no way out of this now.  Wee went over and was  helpiing our lady basketball coach.  He was asking waht sport she played.  She said vb and I said too bad it's not a real sport....  She then announced to the whole athletic department about our challenge... 

I need to keep my mouth shut!!!  She just sent me a text too... said game on this week... NO EXCUSES :(

H E L P !!!!!!!
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2011, 06:58:23 AM »
You need "professional" help.  *lol*  *lol*
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2011, 09:08:53 AM »
There is a rEASON GOd gave ya two ears and ONE mouth friend  *lol*
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2011, 07:58:17 AM »
God help us all if Porter had 2 mouths!  :o
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2011, 06:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Porter on June 18, 2011, 12:07:53 AM
Quote from: gbblr-killer on June 17, 2011, 10:56:03 PM
PORTER, my moma told me to always let the girls win....... dude i am sorry but ya..... gotta lose, just find a way to maintain your man card..... take one (again) for the team, and figure away to hold your head up, or dont listen to me and get all nbruised up again,,,,, *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

I see no way out of this now.  Wee went over and was  helpiing our lady basketball coach.  He was asking waht sport she played.  She said vb and I said too bad it's not a real sport....  She then announced to the whole athletic department about our challenge... 

I need to keep my mouth shut!!!  She just sent me a text too... said game on this week... NO EXCUSES :(

H E L P !!!!!!!

PLLEEEEAASE TELL US SHE IS SOME KINDA BEHEMOTH, 6'3 OR 4 180+ GAL WITH NO BODY FAT..... not a little 5'2 gal weighin in at a buck 10 wet....


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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2011, 06:15:48 AM »
Yeah she is a skyscraper... 6'2"....   pretty much no body fat on her at all... it was funny... she was saying she needed to lose weight and I was like from where?

I'm a midget compared to her  *peep*
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Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2011, 01:26:36 PM »
Aw man! You are SO dead! :(
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