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Offline Gitzit69

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Acceptable use of the "F" word
« on: June 21, 2011, 03:48:41 PM »
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The "F" Word.

There are only TWELVE times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:


1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?!" - Michelangelo, 1566

8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!" - Noah, 4314 BC


10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998

 

11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 2002

 

And the new winner is . . .!


12. "I need a SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head." - Osama Bin Laden, 2011
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 03:51:07 PM by Gitzit69 »
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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 04:07:22 PM »
 ;D

Offline AlanKrow

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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 05:53:35 PM »
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO Good one... ;D

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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 06:25:17 PM »
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

very entertaining dude... love the Noah quote

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!" - Noah, 4314 BC

 ROTFLMBO

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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 03:26:42 PM »
8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

And to think, I was sure that was a lost African tribe.........the "@#$%arewe"!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 05:35:49 AM »
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 06:21:08 AM »
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO


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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 08:32:16 AM »
F#%^&*&*$# A man. Love it

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Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2011, 08:42:49 AM »
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO