Morgan's off chasing another problem bird. You won't likely hear from him for a few days.

The man gets possessed when he gets on a bird like that!

Mikey and H'22, I thought camo shorts and snakeboots were the golfer's uniform down here. Ya still gotta be careful around the water hazards, though. That's where the gators hang out.

Jake, wouldn't you just call that a one-stroke penalty for necessary delay, but only if you have to allow the foursome behind you to play through? The part I'm not sure of is whether you have to forfeit the rest of the round to go back and clean him or can you just take a dropped ball and pick up where you left off?