It's a sad time, but FYI OSAGE ROOST will be pulling the plug at the end of the month. It's been a great 15 years since the start, but it's hardly ever used now and time to move on!
All the birds that come in rangeWill return from whence they came....None will offer Porter a shotSome will gobble some will not....All the calls that Porter boughtWill have all been for naught...Beards and spurs you will not seeTill the hex is removed by me.......An Old Turkey Witch Doctor....Now LH since you are a MS boy....I'll give you one more chance....
Gonna be a looooonnnngggg season for the Head Yeller Rooster.... ....I'll try and help you and Darlin out so that hex don't catch ya'll too while in Kansas....
Dang Porter, don't you know that Mississippi VOODOO stuff is bad medicine. You are going to be in for a mighty rough spring.
Dang Morgan, Go easy on Porter............I've read about all his turkey hunts......he don't need any HEX on him.......