Things I Don't Know

[Bulldogmikey]

I Don't Know.....

Anything about the Newer specialty guns and chokes, I am Old School!
Absolutly nothing about Decorative Carving, but I am getting tutored by one of the best!
Moose Hunting, They are too beautiful to shoot!
Why Most educated people are Liberals.  (I am Ultra Conservative)
Nothing About Hunting Outside Alabama and Georgia and Louisiana.
To Serve In Our Military and have People Ridicule Me.
Sing, (Enough Said)
Play any musical instrument. (Always wanted to just don't have it)
Europe, Never been there.
Shampoo, I haven't used any in years.
Designer suites. Always thought it was a waste of money.
Whiskey or Beer. Never had either!
Cigarettes, Never smoked even one!
Skydiving!  
How people can see a hungry person and not do anything!
How a husband or wife can hurt the person they love the most more than anyone else!
How  a friend is a friend until you aren't useful any longer!
How God doesn't look down on this wretched world and say enough is enough!

This is just the intro to my book on What I do Not Know!!

[GR8CALLS]

Mike

I hope you know......you are a good person! That is all anyone really, needs to know.

Bill

[augiedog55]

X2 my bald friend *dance( Bulldog is bald...Not you Bill)

[Bulldogmikey]

Thanks Bill and Bruce, I really appreciate that comment! I always look forward to reading your messages!

Mike

[HelsbysCustomCalls]

Well said Bill!

[Porter]

mike out of all of our conversions...  The one that I'll always remember is when u ridiculed me on us having a frog season...  Oh that and the many times u thought I looked like grizzly Adams:)

Of course u also correcting me when I mistype:)

Which I just misread..  I swapped shampoo for soap:)

[BigTomsCalls]

Mike I only wish I wrote this!!

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I
learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school
mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things
I learned:

Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life--learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing
and dance and play and work every day some.
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and
stick together.
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: The
roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but
we are all like that.
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the
Styrofoam cup--they all die. So do we.
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you
learned--the biggest word of all--LOOK.

Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love
and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult
terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or
your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world
it would be if we all--the whole world--had cookies and milk about three
o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or
if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where
they found them and to clean up their own mess.

And it is still true, no matter how old you are-- when you go out into the
world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

--Robert Fulghum

 

[Bulldogmikey]

Mike I only wish I wrote this!!

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I
learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school
mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things
I learned:

Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life--learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing
and dance and play and work every day some.
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and
stick together.
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: The
roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but
we are all like that.
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the
Styrofoam cup--they all die. So do we.
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you
learned--the biggest word of all--LOOK.

Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love
and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult
terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or
your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world
it would be if we all--the whole world--had cookies and milk about three
o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or
if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where
they found them and to clean up their own mess.

And it is still true, no matter how old you are-- when you go out into the
world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

--Robert Fulghum

 

Tom that is Awesome!!  Thanks for Posting, It is SOOOOO True!

Mike

[M Sharpe]

Some very good reading here!!!!!

[jmck]

Good words from both you guys---they will make ya think !!

[augiedog55]

Tom great post Keep things simple

[misfire]

Mike

I hope you know......you are a good person! That is all anyone really, needs to know.

Bill

Nuff saud rught there