A drunk stumbled into a bar one day, staggered up to the bartender, and asked "who's your bouncer?"
The bartender points over to the large gentleman by the door.
The drunk says "oh yeah? watch this!"
After a brief flurry, the bouncer was out cold on the ground.
A week had passed, and a new bouncer was hired, even bigger than the first.
Sure enough in comes the drunk, and the process was repeated.
The bartender, sick of this, bought an ape, and locked it in the bathroom.
In comes the drunk.. "Ok bud where is he this time?"
The bartender points at the men's room.
"Oh Yeah?! I'll be right back"
In to the men's room he goes, followed by 5 minutes of smashing and screaming!
Once all was quiet, the door opens, and out staggers the drunk, all bloody and beaten.
He says to the bartender..."When your friend wakes up, tell him his fur coats in the toilet!"
