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Offline strutnrut

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GREAT READ
« on: April 05, 2016, 08:23:52 AM »
I seen this on a comment section about Trump.  *aah*

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

 Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking  ticket. I said to him “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

 The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'.

 I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health

Offline B-Ready

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2016, 08:34:19 AM »
 *aah* That's funny !!  ROTFLMBO

Offline GR8CALLS

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2016, 11:27:17 AM »
 RkLu RkLu RkLu RkLu ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *up* *up* *up*

Nice one Richard!

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Offline Nsselle

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2016, 01:37:42 PM »
LOL!

Offline Mmcdonald

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2016, 01:38:55 PM »
 *up* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *up*

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2016, 05:35:32 PM »
Hahahahahahaha...

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2016, 11:45:59 PM »
I love it!!!!

Offline Thunderchicken

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2016, 10:55:12 AM »
That is HILLArious! *lol*

Offline doublespurs21

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2016, 06:56:42 PM »
 *lol* *lol*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, nice

Offline M Sharpe

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2016, 07:59:04 PM »
That is fuuunay!!!

Offline AlanKrow

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2016, 01:56:40 PM »
 *lol* *lol*

Offline triune

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Re: GREAT READ
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2016, 08:07:49 PM »
Now that is funny right there.