Reminds me of the time in college I was at a bar with one of my roommates he was mesmerizing a freshman.. Knowing what was coming I planned ahead.. He came up to me and asked if I had a spare rubber.. Planning ahead I poked a handful of pin holes he would not notice being hammered.. 9 months later here comes the kid... We are still friends he does not know, nothing came of the relationship other than child support, but man the day that kid hits 18 I am going to lay the biggest GOTCHA ever on him. 
I'm thinking you best take that one to the grave. Chaulk it up to the dumbest thing you ever did.
