At at loss

[strutnrut]

I just can't figure it.

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
>They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
>I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all
>dependents?"
>I replied: 20 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
>42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over
>243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
>Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO
>THE heck DID I MISS?
>

[lonnielou688]

 try adding bush #1, clinton, bush #2, chaney, gore, carter, mondale  and all their wives and families and .........................., it just may be accepted this time around !!

[Lonnie Sneed Jr.]

Maybe it was not acceptable to the IRS because that is the same dependents I turned in on my taxes Funny but so true ( its a mess).
The oooo snowball keeps getting bigger and bigger. 

[3CB]